(Pre barcha vs manshine)
With the match against manshine in just a matter of 48 hours, bachira should've probably been spending his free time practicing and getting ready for the match.
But this is bachira meguru, the boy who sees a monster everytume he plays football. Did you really expect him to be normal?
Bachira thought of a amazing, spectacular, productive way to spend his time.
(44 hours left)
Bachira hugged the wall as he tiptoed through a bare hallway with a questionably large bush pot in his hand, his plan is to hide behind the pot while ego and anri walk past the hall to get lunch then wing his plan forward.
A few minutes pass and that when Ego and Anri finally walk away, thankfully they didn't even bat an eye at the odd Bush right beside their door.
Bachira was patient counting 30 seconds before he came out, after the 30 seconds was done.
Mission initiated.
He hurried through the dark wired filled room to see Egos laptop, it was thankfully unlocked and the first thing the boy did was look through egos files. He did a bit of research before this Essentially useless mission so he wasn't completely dumbfounded when he did partake it. He found out somehow that Ego has a folder off all the blue lock members information in one big bulky file that included..
Phone numbers.
Obviously, if you had one once of sanity this meant as much as a spider getting stomped on by a tiger at a zoo. But to bachira, he knew there was only 1 thing he could do with this information.
Take all their numbers and create one big group chat with all the blue lock members!! Absolutely genius!!(to bachira anyways)
He swiftly copied the file and did something to open up email and put in his email so he would get access to all their numbers. This surprisingly took a minute less or more give or take. He closed the tab (not deleting the history) and ran off to the barcha dorm where his phone would be the start.
Of something.
Traumatic.
(Well technically it was Egos PC but you get the point.)
<actual chatfic now>
Bachiraaazz added 50+ unknown numbers into group chat 'Blue lock gruopcht :3'
Bachiraaazz changed 15+ nicknames to
Princes chigiri <3
Kunigami(Ichigos version)
Isagi GOATchi
Nagi
(O)Reo
Rinrin
+more.
10+ users are online.
Princes chigiri <3:I don't know whether you tried spelling prince or Princess but you didn't spell either one correct.
Bachiraaazz:srry 😔
Kunigami(Ichigos version):what is this and how did you get everyone's contacts in blue lock. Also why is everyone in blue lock here? Is this important or?
(O)Reo:why am I called oreo.
=>Bachiraaazz replied to kunigami(Ichigos version)
So. Uhm. Yes :3
Rinrin:I was meditating and I fell because I heard notifications. What the fuck is this bachira and is it that important it deserves to disrupt me.
Isagi GOATchi:Whar is this
What**
Bachiraaazz:So, its a group chat with everyone in blue lock (including people like noel noa and lorenzo and other ppl) in a group chat.
=>Rinrin replied to Bachiraaazz
Well no I never would've guessed that a group chat named
'blue lock gruopcht :3' was a groupchat with people from blue lock. Also you spelt groupchat wrong.
Bachiraaazz:Waittt, I didn't even finish typing :<<.
I added everyone in blue lock so everyone can talk to each other whenever they wanted and mingle. Also I was bored.
=>Kunigami(ichigos version) replied to Bachiraaazz
That still doesn't answer my question on how you got everyone's contacts.
Rinrin:Well I don't care, I barely use my phone anyways. Goodbye all you lukewarm losers, to anyone in Bastard münchen get ready to be annihilated.
Rinrin is offline.
Woof woof bark is online.
Woof woof bark:Why is my name woof woof bark. How did you get my contacts. Who are these people.
Princes chigiri <3: Who the hell is that.
Isagi GOATchi:@woof woof bark
Are you Alexis ness
Woof woof bark:Yes. How do I change my name.
Bachiraaaz changes woof woof bark to Nessie poo
Nesse poo:I'm concerned how do you know my name.
Isagi GOATchi:Just don't question him since your never getting an answer.
Bachiraaazz:@Everyone
Cmon guyzzz speak, communicate do something o worked hard to group all ypu guys together :<<
Isagi GOATchi:@micheal Kaiser
You smell like dogshit.
@micheal Kaiser
@micheal Kaiser
Micheal kaiser is online.
=> Micheal kaiser replied to isagi GOATchi
What the fuck.
Nessie poo:Hi!!!
Bachiraaaz changed Micheal kaiser name to kaiser
Kaiser is offline
Isagi GOATchi:Bro.
{End chapter one}
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{BLUE LOCK CHATFIC}
General FictionThere's a bunch of head cannon and prolly sum ooc but who cares Bachira was bored one day and made a group chat with everyone with blue lock. There's a little story in the beginning where bachira is a fucking menace and breaks into Ego's little lai...
