Aliens and Human au!

Part 1

Stan and Craig being cousins was a headcanon I used in this story!Along will Butters being trans to Marj and I'm debating still on the trans Kyle headcanon!Enjoy!!

Stan's pov: I'm hanging out with my best friends;Tweek,Bebe,and Marjorine.We're playing hide and seek lasers!(yk it's like hide and seek plus laser tag.Ig idk I just wrote it) I was hiding in my hiding spot when I saw Bebe's jacket and shot a laser at her."STANLEY MARSH!" "Relaxxxx I'm sure your hair is just fine!" I was expecting to be shot back but then heard Tweek yell and guessed Bebe went for him instead.After a while we stopped playing and decided to hang out in the club pods,It was quiet until Marjorine broke the silence asking if there was more out there,to which I replied with "Nah just stars." Then I got curious.I sat up and looked at the buttons on the pod."what do you guys think these do?" "I DON'T KNOW AND DON'T WANNA FIND OUT!" "Calm down Tweek.This things really old I doubt the buttons even work." And ummm I decided to press a red button.There was noise from the pod but it stopped shortly after."see guys!Nothing happen-" and that's where I was wrong...the pod took off...."STAN!" "I DIDN'T THINK ANYTHING WOULD HAPPEN!" "I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT TO FIND OUT!" "HOW DO YOU CONTROL THIS THING!!" "DON'T ASK US!" The last thing I know that happened for sure was us hitting rocks.

Kyle's pov: Craig,Kenny and I decided to go to a basketball court and practice for a little bit.When I passed the ball the sky got very dark...I looked up and saw something heading towards the court? "GUYS!Look out!" We moved out of the way in time and whatever it was crashed...I looked at the other 2 and we all cautiously walked to it."Is that a damn spaceship?!" "Looks like it." One of the doors opened."I TOLD YOU!" "Relax. We're home now nobodies gonn- This isn't home?!" "WHERE ARE WE?!" "Calm down tweek." "Nice going Stan!" Whose Stan?Actually...who is everyone here?!Craig walked over to them slowly;Kenny and I followed his lead.

Craig's pov:I approached the 4 of them and explained that they were gonna be safe and we weren't going to harm them.They introduced themselves as Stan,Bebe,Tweek,and Marjorine,we introduced who we were after they finished.One of the names stuck out to me...Stan Marsh.My aunt,cousin and uncle all had the last name Marsh and it wasn't a common last name.I know my Uncle Randy was alien,my aunt Sharon was human,which made my Cousin;Stan half each.He was an alien that could inhale air on Earth without being affected.

Stan's pov:That one guy keeps staring at me and it strange.Why is he staring?He looks like he knows something...I looked over at Tweek since Bebe and Marj wondered off somewhere.

Tweek's pov:The one boy keeps looking at Stan.OH GOD!What if they turn us into experiments or test subjects?!I started to twitch really bad."Hey?Are you ok?",why did he care?!Is this a way to earn my trust or something?!HE'S GONNA KILL US!

Nobodies pov Bc I'm tired of making it from povs deal with it🤗:Craig was trying to calm Tweek down the best he could.Tweek started pulling his hair out so Craig carefully took his hands and tried to reassure him that he would be safe,eventually Tweek calmed down."you're not gonna turn us in for experiments or make us test subjects,right?",Craig looked shocked."Of course not!" That calmed Tweek down as he sighed of relief.

Kyle's pov:Well this confuses me...how did a basketball game between my friends and me turn into investigating aliens?Actually wait..."I thought aliens couldn't breathe on other planets aside from their own?" "You usually can't!However if one parent is human you can!Bebe's dad,Tweek's mom,Marjorine's dad are all aliens.The other parent is human!" Oh?Well I guess that makes more sense-

Craigs pov:"Hey Stan?What were your parents names?" "Well my dad's name is Randy and he once told me my mom's name was Sharon?" "Holy shit." "What-" "Umm let me ask you something real quick.Is your full name Stanley Randall William Marsh?" "How do you know that?" "YOUR MY COUSIN!" "I am?!" "Your moms gonna be so happy to see you!Cmon I'll bring you to her!Kyle stay with Tweek!" I ran off to my aunt Sharon's house and Stan followed.I didn't bother knocking because I'm too fucking excited so I barged in."AUNT SHARON GUESS WHAT!" She walked out to us "Well that's her Stan."