"𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐦..𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬." Y'all wouldn't it be funny if applejack was tired from working all day then just waking up in a coffin with no c...
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"Um, we wanted to buy all the items on this list..."
Deuce says as he holds up a note with all the stuff you needed to get. "Ring up two cans of tuna while you're at it!" Grim yells as you shake your head, "Grim, we ain't here for tuna."
"What's this? Cream and eggs and... Quite the sacchariferous list!" Sam says, "I'll get everything for you."
He walks away to get stuff from the back, you were genuinely shocked that he had normal stuff too.. "Whoa... He really does stock that stuff, huh?" Deuce says, like a mind reader.
"Here you go. It's pretty heavy... Are you sure you can carry this?" Sam asks with a worried face before smiling. "Luckily for you, our 1/100th size flying saucers are 30% off today. Perfect for carrying groceries!"
Grim was already smitten with Sam and wanted to see the stuff as Deuce lets out a loud sigh, "We're fine, thank you. Let's go, Grim."
"Myah! I didn't realize today was National No Fun Allowed Day!" Grim whines, "Very well. Then until next time, my little imps. Do come again! Ciao!"
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"That store was amazing."
"Yeah, and you're amazingly cheap." Grim pouts, still sad about the fact that he didn't get tuna and didn't get to have any fun at all. "Who are you calling cheap?!" Deuce yells at Grim.
He turns his head torwards you and sees the heavy cans your carrying, "Hmph. Y/N, looks like you got the bag with all the cans. That must be heavy." You only smile. 'I could carry you if I wanted to..' You think.
"Let me take that one. I've got a little trick for carrying heavy bags." He says and takes one of your bags, "Your pretty strong aren't you Deuce?" You say as he get's red in the face before shaking it off.
"Yeah. My mom always used to stock up at sales, and the bags would get ridiculously heavy. I was the only man in the house, so I got to do all the heavy lifting, and- " He stops and looks at you, "Oh, sorry. I didn't mean to monopolize the conversation."
"it's all peachy, It's nice that you helped your mom around. You must be a real mama's boy huh?" You tease as he blushes, "No, it wasn't like that at all. The truth is, I-"
Deuce bumps into someone and drops the eggs as Grim yelps, "The eggs!" You look at the mess on the ground while Deuce starts panicking. "Shit! T-the carton of eggs is totally smashed! And now the bag's dripping egg good everywhere."
"Ouch! Why don't you watch where you're- Hey!" The dude says before he recognizes Grim, "You're the jerks who broke the egg yolk on my carbonara!"
"I've had about enough of you punks. You need to learn your place!" The other one with a raspy voice threatens. "You're the ones who darted out at us from around a corner! And you picked a fight with us at lunch over an egg that you were still totally able to eat!"
