Q: What's black and white and red all over?
A: Mimes in a chainsaw fight.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub
Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she got fired from a blow job.
