1. I can not skinny dip.
2. I can not curse the teachers so that whenever I have a test they will get violently ill.
3. I cannot record Voldemort singing "walking on sun shine" and play it during a death eaters meeting.
4. I can not tell the first years to play with Buckbeak.
5. I can not call Buckbeak "Rainbow Dash" or insist that RD is based off of him.
6. I can not play "I'm sexy and I know it" when I walk into a classroom.
7. I can not call Voldemort "Baldy, Voldy, No Nose, or Ugly" unless I want to die.
8. I can not turn Draco back into a ferret and keep him as a pet, even if I promise to take good care of him.
9. I can not dress up as Voldemort and hide in Harrys room because he will pee his pants.
10. I can not call Snape "The Pants Less Wonder" and make his pants dissappear.
11. I can not put a spider on Rons face in the middle of the night.
12. I can not have Peeves dump bottles of shampoo on Fliches head.
13. I can not have Peeves dump bottles of shampoo on Snapes head.
14. I can not call Umbridge a "Voldemort Loving Pervert".
15. I can not tell Ron and Hermione to get a room.
16. I can not make Umbridge write with her own quill.
17. I can not kidnap Fawkes and keep him as a pet.
18. I can not kidnap Mrs.Norris and keep her as a pet.
19. I can not steal the resurrection stone and bring back Voldemort.
20. I can not go naked to the Yule Ball.
