Anti-Hero Chat Noir X Reader

9

You felt awkward being pressed up against Chat Noir, however slightly thankful because he was extremely warm, it took all of your strength not to give in and relax. What the hell was wrong with you? What was happening?

You cleared your throat, you may have to get out of here faster than you thought. You glanced over at your phone that was still recording your voices, hopefully it didn't catch anything being on the other side of the blanket. You needed to rush through all the questions you had and get out of here,

"Chat?" You turn to look at him, a faint smile on his lips.

"Hm?" You turned your stare away from him, why was it suddenly so hard to stay focused?

"Could you grab my phone for me? The interview would be useless if it's not being recorded."

"If I let go of your waist to grab your phone and you take the moment to run, you won't like the position I put you in after. I recommend staying still." His voice was deep but playful still, was he always like this?

You nodded at him. Then a thought crossed your mind as his warm hand left your back, making you feel cold.

You didn't even think of that. You truly only thought about getting the phone closer, not once did you think about getting up. Not only that but one hand was completely free, why haven't you hit him yet? Why haven't you screamed? This guy is an actual criminal and you were fine with this??

His hand being placed back on your back made you return your gaze back to him,

"Why do you steal?" Of course this was a question you had already planned to ask him, but it came out so naturally. You weren't even thinking about the list you had written when you asked it, you voice sounded so desperate, did you always sound like that? "It can't be just for money, some stolen items you've returned have been at a way higher value then the ones you've kept, and then there's just some items you physically can't sell because no one would want to buy it."

"Trust me I don't do it for the money, I do enjoy the thrill though. But it's true that I do return some high value items, I mean keeping a mummy in your house is just absurd, although if you wanted to keep it in our house, I wouldn't mind getting it back for you princess."

"Do you always flirt with everyone?"

"In general yes, but I only mean it when I'm with you." Chat Noir's smile turned back into his usual grin. "Now that I've answered all your questions, it's time for you to do something for me."

"Woah hold on, first you still haven't answered why you steal, second I have plenty of questions! We just started!"

Chat tsk'd

"So many questions it's supposed to be a date let's have some fun."

"We agreed you can think of this as a date if I get to do an interview!"

"Right but I've done so much for you and you haven't done anything for me yet." Chat lifted the hand he had in his grasp up to his lips and kissed it.

This had to be some sort of record, getting the same hand kissed by both a model and a criminal in the same day? That's a strange accomplishment.

"What exactly have you done for me? Ruined my day? Because I can name a few things I've done for you, how about not screaming for security back in the museum? Currently not calling the police either, how about that?"

Chat Noir placed the back of your hand against his cheek, his face was surprising hot.

"How about a kiss?"