if clarissa Dovey was a bitch

Asses.

In the guard dogs room. Berry is lying on the bed. Terry is working out.
"Hey, did you guys know that on Fanisgram, there's an entire account dedicated to Clarissa's ass?" Benny asks. "I did, actually. It's one of many, " Tom said calmly. "I give the people(lesso) what they want," Darryl said, smiling. "There's also one of lesso's ass," Benny said, looking on his phone. "That one is ruined by hester," Jerry said, hugging Tom.

In Clarissa's room. She was sleeping until her father called her phone. "Hello?" Clarissa asked. "Me and your sister are going to come to your awful schools, and you better break up with that disgusting never, birdie!" Her father said in a rude tone. "Yes, sir..." Clarissa answered. "Good, birdie," her father said as he hung up the phone.
Clarissa starts to cry again. "Why does he have to do this..." Clarissa says to herself. "Rissa? Are you in here? It's emma, " anemone asked, knocking on the door.  Clarissa quickly cleans up and stops crying. "Come in!" Clarissa says as she straightens her dress.  "Rissa, are you ok? The girls said they heard you crying last night.." Anemone asked, sitting down on the couch. "I got a call from him and he told me to break up with Leo or else he will attack the schools with no mercy..." Clarissa started to tear up. "Oh you poor thing" Anemone said as she hugged Clarissa. "And he said him and my sister would show up next week to the schools to make sure I'm not dating Leo anymore..." Clarissa told her bestie. "THAT BITCH!" Anemone yelled. Clarissa started to cry and Anemone didn't know what to do so she called the guard dogs over. "What did you need us fo- oh darling what happened?" Benny said as he went to hug her. "I'll get the ice cream" Terry said. "I'll get the candy" Jerry said. "I'll make the tea" berry, the new guard dog said. " "and I'll get the stuffies!" Darryl said. "So what hurt you rissa, who do we get to throw off the bridge?" Tom asked the crying princess.  "My father" Clarissa said trying to stop crying. "DAMNIT I thought it would be tedros" Benny yelled.  "At least we get to meet thr horrible, horrible-" Terry was cut off. "Terrible, horrific, dishonest,  asshole" Benny finished Terry.  "I got the tea!" Berry said, carefully bring the tea to the couch.  "Do you want us to get Leo?" The puppies asked.  Clarissa started to cry harder. "OK no lesso, I never really liked her anyways" Terry said as he cuddled Clarissa.  "Same here!" Benny said. 

AN:I got braces :(
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