One day, I believe it was a Saturday, Willis was taking a walk. He loved taking nice, peaceful walks in his neighborhood. There was only one thing he loved more than walks. Shrek. Shrek completed his life, without him, Willis would be a booty without jiggle, Miley Cyrus without a wrecking ball, pants without legs to go on, and... Ok, you get the point. He would just be incomplete without Shrek. He went to his Shrek Church every day and prayed to Shrek for hours on end.
Willis sighed, life felt so plain right now. He would love to be at home, snuggled up in his Shrek blanket and watching movies. Specifically Shrek movies. As he stared at the ground, he felt something, or someone, bump into him. He was about to yell 'watch it!' but his voice stuck in his throat when he saw who it was. It was Shrek. Willis started to cry tears of joy. Shrek leaned in and whispered,
"I love you." His breath smelling strongly of onions, but to Willis it was the sweetest breath he had ever taken. Inhaling his onion scent, Willis slowly started to feel aroused. He said affectionately to Shrek,
"Come home with me. We'll... enjoy ourselves." Shrek nodded.
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Shrek Chose Me
RomanceWillis is taking a simple neighborhood walk. Turns out, it was as far from simple as it gets.
