No, no no no! This can't be happening!
Deadpool grabbed the sides of Spidey's face and stared. The mask was ripped slightly near the bottom, revealing a blood-covered mouth. Deadpool released his face and placed his hand on one of the many wounds on Spider-Man's mangled body, desperately trying to stop the puddle of blood under the super from getting any bigger.
When Deadpool got hurt, he would just heal right back up, but for some reason Spidey's body won't do that.
He laid his head on Spidey's chest to make sure he still had a heartbeat.
It was there, but very slow.
The mercenary panicked and desperately pulled out a dagger, he slashed his arm and pressed against an open wound on Spidey's chest.
"Take my healing factor Baby Boy!" He screamed, looking wildly at the blood that littered the ground.
"He's dead"
"Good going idiot, This is all your fault."
"DEAD. DEAD. HE'S DEAD"
"SHUT UP!" Deadpool spat.
He dug his cut deeper, maybe Spider-Man wasn't getting enough of his blood.
Or... maybe he really is dead.
With one last desperate attempt to give his friend blood, Deadpool watched helplessly as Spidey's breathing grew slower and slower, until it stopped completely.
Time seemed to stop, everything appeared slow.
Deadpool couldn't feel his hands anymore, nor his feet.
For once in his life, there was complete silence. But, a bad silence. It was like poison, burning through his entire body. Deadpool couldn't breathe.
He moved his mouth, but no sound came out.
Spidey just laid there, lifeless.
"Baby Boy?" He managed to spit out.
"Pathetic."
"Is... he really?"
"This is your fault, if you had jumped in the way then you would be the one torn up. Spidey would still be alive."
"He's gone now. No more Friendly Neighborhood Wall-crawler."
Hot tears stung Deadpool's face, soaking his mask. He embraced Spider-Man and buried his face in his neck.
"Why can't you do anything right? Every single person you touch dies."
"Worthless."
Deadpool let out a scream and tightened his grip on the fallen spider.
Then, Spidey's body jerked.
Deadpool slowly looked up, and stared right into the masked eyes of Spider-Man, who began painfully coughing. After a few minutes, he became aware of his surroundings and smiled weakly at Deadpool.
"Hey bud-" he broke off, to cough up some blood. "Did we win? Please tell me we won." He pleaded in a tired voice.
Deadpool loosened up and with a shaky hand, lifted his mask up to his nose.
"I- I feel sick." Deadpool moaned as he jumped up and dashed to a nearby flowerpot, and puked.
He had managed to save Spidey? How is this possible? Oh wow, Spidey called him 'bud'. He needs medical attention. But the hospital will want the little spider's real name. He couldn't just-
