Don't Mess With Me

Part 2: After

I pulled up my red convertible outside Jordan's house, sorry, mansion. I was doing my normal everyday pick up routine, where I pick up my two best friends, Jordan and Jasper, for school. We met in grade school, when all the other girls were intimidated by my brain, brawn AND looks.

Yep, I was THAT awesome.

I honked loudly. Knowing him, this honk was his wake up call. He was probably just getting up from bed in shock with the realization that today was the first day of our Senior Year.

Cheers, everybody. All we need is the champagne and the toast.

Surprisingly, he was out of the door in another two seconds, before I could contemplate honking again.

"What happened? Are you okay? Did you hit your head on a wall?" I asked.

"Hey, I can be responsible when I want to, okay?" he replied.

"Yeah, my ass."

We pulled up in front of Jasper's house-mansion. I honked as per tradition.

"Bro, chill with the honking. My left ear is temporarily deaf!" Jordan yelled, as I honked again.

"Someone needs to get your fat asses of the bed in the morning!" I said.

"Number one, what are mothers for? Number 2, you think we have fat asses? I thought that was like a girl thing." Jordan exclaimed.

I just threw a pen at him in reply. He just deftly caught it in his mouth [Yes. In his MOUTH.] and starting using it to annoy me.

Remind me to never throw him pens. Ever. Again.

Jasper finally came out.

"What would I do without your early morning wake up call I wouldn't know. Such a lovely tune too" He said, as he opened the door.

"Shut up, you idiot. I already know how awesome I am and how much you need me for your existence"

"Still not out of your uniform? Tsk, tsk. And I thought things would change in our Senior year" Jasper said.

My 'uniform' is a black leather jacket, a black shirt, black pants and boots. "I have no clue what you are talking about" I said.

"And besides, we already have enough change. Jordan got up after the first round of honks. Miraculously."

We pulled up in the parking lot of the school. The boys jumped out and the girls jumped on. Nope, nothing has changed.

At.

All.

The thing about Jasper and Jordan is that though they are good looking [and give off the bad boy vibe] they actually respect females [my influence is SO prevalent] and don't go around...you know...everybody. But that just makes the girls want them more. Like they say, you don't want something you can easily have. You always want something that's hard to get.

One long withering glare from me and all those girls disappeared with sighs and whimpers, most of them glancing back to drool.

"Hey, did you just.." Jasper trailed off

"Oh no, you didn't!" Jordan said

"Oh YES I did!" I said, grinning innocently at them. But I know that deep down they were thanking me. They had enough sense not to go after a bunch of plastic bimbos. I taught them that much at least.

We entered the school campus. I looked around and my eyes landed on one person that I never thought I would see in THIS school.

Oh. My. God.

No.