Im straight, dude

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Told ya! Anyway, I recently got a super short haircut. Or a boy cut, whatever. People have been mistaking me for a dude. Thats not that bad; I mean, You can't really tell without a little lip gloss or some girly bullshit. But the worst thing, and I mean the WORST. Calling me a lesbian. Come on, thats low. And hella shady. Assuming someone's sexuality over a stupid haircut? I'll be damned, your fuckin shallow. And another thing; before I go.. If you call me Miley Cyrus, Ellen, or Justin Bieber; We are no longer friends. See you lovely fucks in the next chapter. Peace and blessings bitches!

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 25, 2015 ⏰

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