Shrek X Call Of DUTY Ghosts

Part 1:Duty Calls

Ghost steps past the warning sign in front of the swamp that reads "STAY OUT." This mission should be easy all he has to do is capture Lord Farqurads boyfriend Shrek and hold him as a capative, easy right? Task Force 141 has been looking for Lord Farquad for ten years. Hes rumored to be the biggest drug lord in the kingdom of Duloc. Theres been no sign of him for years until Shrek's newest instagram post. The post was a a bikini picture of Shrek in Florida titled ''Vaycay with new bae'' in the photo you can see Lord Farquard's iconic red coat on a lounge chair. It can't be a coincidence that you can also see his three feet shadow.
The smell is unbearable, Ghost finds himself gasping for air. In his state of panic he lifts his mask for a quick second to prevent himself from passing out. However the second he lifts his mask he blacks out. He can hear the faint sound of a door opening in the distance a man shouting "WHOSE IN MY SWAMP!?" In the distance as he falls to the ground. Five minutes later Ghosts awakens as he looks around unable to move. He looks down to find his arms and legs tied to a bed that smells of pringles and ass cheeks. On the table next to him his mask, he suddenly feels bare, exposed he atempts to lift his arms up to reach for his mask, forgeting the ropes tying him down. For a minute his mind wanders, he remembers his childhood summers spent caring for her, all his life he'd been expected to care for her. Its not he's fault his sister has down syndome, it's no ones, he can't even blame her.
His mind returns back to reality as he looks around for ways to escape. While scanning the room his eyes are drawn to a wall of polaroid pictures, he was right Shrek and Lord Farquard are dating. The pictures are all of them together, something about the pictures of them standing happily together angers Ghost. He can't be jealous can he? He's never seen Shrek in real life, but he can't hide his attraction towards him, especially in the bikini pictures.
As Ghost lays their still daydreaming, the dream himself walks in all seven feet of him. Ghost has also been told he was tall standiong at 6'4, he had never seen someone so tall. He had given up the dream of being with someone taller than him. But maybe it wasn't so impossible, I mean he definetly likes shorter guys.
He walks in slowly, Ghost for some reason expected him to be tough and intimidating despite the fem-boy pictures. He was so wrong. Shrek walked in a Juicy Couture tracksuit and a full set of nails. He didn't say a word, he instead snatched his mask off the table next to him, took out his phone, and took a picture.
"Now you can never leave me baby," He said with a grin.