lions bite back

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(at the lion's jungle)

bird: well, will this jungle be scary?

ekusu: no it won't. there's nothing to fear. it's a zoo, not a scream park.

bird: okaaay... and what if something bites me?

ekusu: nothing can bite you. they are all friendly.

(meanwhile)

king: aah. relaxing in the lions zone. how warm is it? fans, cho!

cho: on it.

(cho gets a fan for king)

king: that's more like it! more, please.

(when team persona arrived)

bird: hi, king.

king: BIRD!!!! i have seen you before. when you were young.

king: (smells bird's arm) mmmmm... smells like prey.

(king bites bird's right arm, leaving blood everywhere)

bird: AAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!!!

king: YOU LOOK TASTY!!!!

multi: I'M CALLING ANIMAL THERAPY!!!!!

(animal therapy comes)

animal therapy man 1: girl! what's your name?

multi: the name's multi nanairo! and king is biting bird!!

animal therapy man 2: we'll sort this out!

bird: NOOOOO!!!! STOOOP!!!!!!

cho: KING!!!

toguro: WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU!?

(when animal therapy comes to take king)

animal therapy man 1: king! i need to take you to the therapist!!!

king: what!? NOOOO!!!!

multi and ekusu: pheeeew!

bird: pheeew, and my arms are still dripping blood.

multi: MEDIC! MEDIC!!!!

(meanwhile at the hospital)

doctor: so bird, what's the matter?

bird: king is eating my right arm, and blood is dripping everywhere.

doctor: so king is eating your arm, is he a person that's evolved from a lion?

bird: no but he's got vampire teeth...

doctor: maybe we need a bandage.

(the doctor wraps bird's right arm in bandages)

doctor: there. so you will be better in a few weeks.

bird: thanks.

the end

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