Season 1 Episode 5: Dad Beat Dad

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Narrator: Previously on Hazbin Hotel

Micheal: The fuck is wrong with you yelling at my sister?!

Angel Dust: Valentino owns me!

Micheal: You can get rid of it! You have us by your side.

The intro starts to Play

Singer: Jump up Kick back

(Alastor)

Singer: Jump up Kick back.

(Micheal)

Singer: Jump up Kick back

(Charlie)

Singer: Jump up Kick back

(Vaggie)

Singer: Jump up Kick back

(Nifty)

Singer: Jump up Kick back

(Husk)

Singer: Jump up Kick back

(Sir Pentious and Angel Dust)

Singer: Jump up Kick back
Whip around and spin!

Narrator (Micheal): Episode 5: Dad Beat Dad

Intro based off the Temporal Whip from Ninjago Season 7: Hands of Time

We start off with seeing Vaggie wake up as she notices Charlie is not in bed

Vaggie: *yawns* Charlie?

Vaggie puts on her outfit and goes downstairs where she sees everyone staring at Charlie who's muttering

Charlie: Okay that didn't work. So did that, trust falls every morning and why isn't this hotel working?!

Vaggie: Charlie? Charlie? Charlie!

Charlie: Not really Vaggie! I've been trying to figure out why the hotel isn't working cause we only have a couple months left before the extermination comes! *laughs maniacally*

Micheal: Charlie it's maybe cause we haven't been getting sinners! All we've done is nothing but these activities!-

Charlie: Oh no don't you dare start to argue with me now Micheal! I've done so much hard work and I can't get sinners and Adam is gonna come down here with his angelic army and kill all of hell! What are we supposed to do?!

Micheal: You're whining.

Charlie: I'm not whining Micheal! You are just slipping away from your good side and becoming a total jerk!

Micheal: I DIDN'T SEE YOU COMPLAINING ON MY FUCKING WAY HERE!!! I mean let's face it Charlie it's not gonna work.

Charlie: Yes it will! Maybe you're going out there to kill sinners and plus you have no center!

Micheal: How about you suck my cock?! How could I not be?! Huh?! No we'll both get a center before that happens!

Charlie: You are such a psychopathic freak Micheal! You haven't been like this after since the Sir Pentious incident what the fuck is wrong with you!? Are you deranged!?

Micheal: YOU'RE FUCKING A RIGHT IM DERANGED!!!!!! HOW COULD I NOT BE?!?!

Charlie: Maybe I should have never called you.

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