[A/N: I'm still doing the Naruto book don't worry, I just need to rewatch the series, which I will do soon. However I just rewatched Jujutsu Kaisen, and played the Cursed Clash game. So yeah I wanted to do this book.]
It was the morning, in a small town in Pennsylvania. Where a nobody wakes up and tries to go back to sleep so he didn't have to leave his room. It was like this every morning, this guy Alex Carabello; would wake up, try to go back to sleep, fail then take his meds look for a job with no success, procrastinate about finding and taking online classes, try to write, sometimes succeed sometimes just has no motivation, play video games, watch YouTube sometimes engage in what semblance of a social life he has, then goes to sleep. This cycle just keeps repeating. You might be wondering how I know this.... Well, surprise, surprise mother fuckers. That nobody loser is me. I'm Alex Carabello.
Yeah, I was fat, had very unkempt hair and facial hair, and I was like 5'6", 5'7"? I don't remember how tall I was, I'm only slightly taller now at like 5'9" and 3/4 so I'm actually 6'0". Anyway, I'm not that loser anymore, in fact I'm a jujutsu sorcerer now, nearly the same Level as Gojo Was. Woops spoilers. Anyway, you maybe wondering. "Alex, how did a nobody loser like you who lived in the real world, become someone as powerful as Satoru Gojo?" Well Dear Reader this is how it happened, this is how the Nobody Died.
Batman Arkham Knight References aside, it all starts with a portal.
I had just woken up, it was like 11:00 maybe 11:30 in the morning. I tried to go back to sleep to not have to deal with my shitty life. Now, I didn't have to pay rent, worry about getting food, or have a stressful job, so you may be wondering why I say my shitty life. Well the answer to that was, I was never really wanted by anybody. I had a wonderful family, two really great friends, and most of everything I ever wanted. But, whenever I put myself out for the world, whether it be for a Job, a girl, that very brief shitty period where I thought I liked guys and would put myself out there for them too. Hell sometimes even if I just put myself out there to make friends. I'd be ignored:
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Laughed At:
Or was just straight up told me to fuck off:
I wasn't ever really wanted by anyone. In school I was in a class to help with my severe social anxiety and depression where the teachers were a lot more lenient and chill. So it was cool but, I didn't really have friends in those classes. I normally was really quiet and listened to music hoping and praying to god I wasn't being laughed at behind my back. Most of the time I wasn't but there were more than a few times I was. I didn't used to be a sensitive person, but one day that changed. My dad left, said nothing to no one, and it broke me mentally. Gave me extreme abandonment issues, and they were so bad to the point where I didn't really go out of my way to make friends or talk to people. But whenever I did. It was always the wrong people.
