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"And now, *dramatic pause* I'm going TO RESET THE UNIVERSE!!!! MuaHAHAHAHAHA" Pucci snaps his fingers, "MADE IN HEAVEN!!!" The gang/group(or whatever) watches.

"OH no WERE gonna DIEEEE" Jolyne yelled.

"AND I didn't even get to PORPOSEEE" Anasui said crying.

Suddenly Pucci disappeared.

"Huh W-what just happened??? Where did he go?" Emporio wondered.

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"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH" Pucci yelled. "SAVE ME LORD JESUS!!!" He fell through a tower that looked like Venice, then he saw trees and an older house, a white and red flashing truck, then an abandoned castle, then he finally fell onto a living room couch.

"HUh where am I??" Pucci sat up and looked around. He saw 3 men sitting on other couches in the room drinking tea.

"And who are you young man?" said a man with blonde hair and sounded like his vocal cords were ripped apart then sewn back together.

'Uhhhhhh who are you??" Pucci responded.

"HOW DOES HE NOT KNOW OF THE GREAT DIO?" The man called DIO responded standing up and spilling his tea. "I'VE NEVER MET SUCH A FOOL." He continued by pacing angrily around the room. 'Why does this always HAPPEN?? Why do these people not know who I am???" He huffed mumbling.

"Uhhm, is this normal?" Pucci asked the other blonde man, who just stared at him. Then he sipped his tea.

'Are your hands soft?" he asked his stare darkening.

"What?"

"I said are your hands soft?" He responded harshly. 'Do you want me to......check for you?" His voice dropped an octave.

Jesus save him, Pucci thought. "Well..... no thank you."

"Tea?" A pink haired man asked.

"......Sure." Pucci replied.

And there they sat drinking, For the rest of time.


A/N: a play on the theme in jjba somehow always being time. short and sweet. anyways <3!

kitsune~flower 2/6/2024

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