Kevin's Ghostly and Gothic Harem (Discontinued)

Episode 10: One of a Kind

(Fade to the school library. Dannie and Taylor are sitting at a table looking at Dannie's graded test, and Sam is at a nearby computer, accompanied by Kevin.)

Dannie: "All this ghost hunting is taking away from my study time."

Taylor: "So much for the Fentons being a family of geniuses."

Dannie: "I can't get a D in biology. My parents will kill me."

Sam: "Not if you pull your grade up by doing an extra credit biology assignment..." [Pulls up a webpage about a gorilla that says "Extremely Rare: Sampson".] "On this magnificent creature."

Dannie: "A purple-back gorilla?"

Sam: "Yep. Extremely rare. Only two left, both male. After this, they're gone forever. Which is why you are going to prove he deserves to be set free."

Dannie: "I don't have time for extra credit...or your agendas?"

Kevin: "Actually, you do. You just have to learn how to manage it better. Plus, Taylor will be your time manager."

Taylor: [Sarcasm:] "Oh, of course. It's the least I can do after Sam made me let all those ghosts out."

Dannie: [sighs] "I don't know."

Kevin: "Dannie, come on. If you don't want a D for your biology, then at least do this for once so you can go out and catch those ghosts again. And I'll be there to help you with the Thermos unlike a certain who was too clumsy to hold it right." [He glares at Taylor, who looks away and whistles.]

Dannie: "Well, I suppose we can have a trial period."

Kevin: "Great." [Grabs Dannie's hand.] "Let's go." [Walks off-screen.]

-Timeskip brought to you by Chibi Team Phantom(-Jazz) are inspecting a gorilla at the Amity Park Zoo-

(Cuts to the Amity Park Zoo and into the domed gorilla habitat, where Sampson, the gorilla, is being watched by Sam, Kevin, Dannie and Taylor from an observation.)

Sam: "There he is: Sampson. So gifted, so...majestic."

Kevin: "I have to admit. He sure is interesting."

Dannie: "Sam, Kev, we've been watching the gorilla scratch his butt for, um, how long?"

Taylor: [Yawns.] "Six hours."

Dannie: [Yawns also.] "Time flies when you're majestically scratching your butt."

Sam: "It's only a matter of time before you find out something about Sampson nobody's ever learned! You should go and try to-"

Kevin: [Taps Sam's shoulder.] "Uh, Sam?"

(The pair turns around and Sam frowns to see Dannie and Taylor are asleep on the floor and cuddling.)

Sam: [sighs] "Fine. Guess Kevin and I will do it. But first..." [Pulls out camera and takes picture of Dannie and Taylor.] "Girls hugging makes every yearbook funny." [Turns to Kevin] "Come on, Kev. Let's see if you can communicate with the gorilla instead."

Kevin: "Right behind you, Sam."

(Cut to Sampson in his habitat, as he hears growling and fighting noises and starts to run towards them, then sees Kevin and Sam outside the habitat. He begins making distressed grunting noises to alert them.)

Sam: "What is it, you wondrous being?" [Looking at where Sampson points.] "Is something wrong?" [See's the gorilla going to the door and hangs off of it.] "You want out?"