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Hey everyone! The misspellings in this story are intentional. Please enjoy the story!
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In a land far away, there was a king who had many followers who loved him.
Greedom is the name of this land, this wonderful kingdom with many followers. In this land, the people have a king that they love very much. This king is kind, gentle and gregarious. His name is Gino. His followers take care of him and they also help guard the land of greedom from all kinds of evil. The people of the kingdom of Greedom are always misspelling and misspeaking words all the time and sometimes come up with whole new words.
The kingdom is home to about 50,000,000 people and king Gino loves all of his followers and soldiers and would always be there to help and protect them whenever they asked of his assistance. King Gino is the most powerful of everyone and they do get attacked by those who want to destroy the kingdom of Greedom.
The 5 followers that are the closest to the king are, Alex, Christina, Jackie, James and Percy. They are his personal guard who are the strongest, most trustworthy, and are the closest to being as powerful as Gino.
The kingdom of greedom is usually very peaceful and chill but sometimes they get attacked by another kingdom that is not of this plantet. They are from the plantet of Pistation. The creatures of pistation are pistachios but misspelled as pistations. The Pistations tend to try to take over the land of Greedom every other Thursday. They had tried to take it over 5 times a week but were getting taken out and distracted by the people of Greedom. They were asked to go to only every other Thursday. The pistations agreed to every other Thursday since the other Thursdays are taken by the other plantet of people known as the Imitations and they are a bunch of duck, bear, bee hybrids that are very fierce and also agreed to take the opposing Thursdays.
King Gino is always the one keeping track of the Thursdays to make sure that neither are trying to take over at the time time on the same day as to make sure it isnt quite too chaotic for the fighting to begin. King Gino is always there in the front fighting whenever they arrive so that the enemy forces can never win. Though they usually stick to the days and when they go on a random day, all hell breaks loose in the kingdom of Greedom.
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On this particular Monday in the middle of August, the pistations got confused on the days(for the first time in about 2 years) and they come on a Monday instead of a Thursday and King Gino was obviously very upset and unprepared. King Gino sounded the alarm and his 5 personal guards were already prepared because they are always prepared for an attack on any day of the week. The 5 go on ahead and the king follows shortly behind with about 50 other soldiers who came to their aid at this time. King Gino comes to the front line where his 5 personal guards are defending and holding their own again the army of 200 pistations. Each of the 5 guards were each fighting as many as 20 soldier pistations at a time and none got past them. They were holding them off until king Gino, along with several other guards, got to the fighting grounds to join in. King Gino raced to the front, past many of the pistations, only to get to the general, near the rear and ask him what this is about.
Once King Gino made it to the general, he asked "why are you attacking us today?"
"Isnt it our Thursday to attack?" The general asked looking very confused.
"NO! Today is Monday. It is in fact not Thursday, as you suggest" exclaimed king Gino very concerned.
"Oh really?! Im sorry!" *whistles* "Hey guys! We gotta leave, its Monday! King gino is letting us off with a warning!" The Pistation general yelled to all of soldiers.
The pistations all retreat back to their space craft that they came to the plantet in and they zoom off into space to their home plantet. They are all very thankful that king Gino let them go and not imprison them on their plantet for however long he saw fit for this mixup.
"We will return to the kingdom of Greedom in 3 days time to properly attack and go full force with our entire army" said the general.
Through their ships radio they hear "Hello Pistations, how nice of you to go early and have them scrambling in fear for us"
This was the.....
