Editor School: CapCut VS After Effects

Don't blame me, love made me crazy

Wake up, eat, go to school, edit, eat, edit, leave school, edit, eat and sleep (or edit, I prefer sleeping because otherwise I'll fall asleep in class). That's my daily routine. If you didn't know, my name is James Jackson, I'm 14 years old and I go to the "editors school". Some people would die for going there, I would die to leave. It's exhausting, every day I need to find another idea, another song (well, it's mostly Taylor Swift, so choosing a new song isn't that hard), a new person to collab with, it's hard! But, we're not always friends! I personally edit with CapCut, but there are also losers that edit After Effects or something complicated like that! CapCut makes everything easy, After Effects makes editing hard! So yes, there is a lot of hate in this school, but there is also love! I heard that Finn and Thomas kissed! Finn is my best friend, and he has crushed on Thomas for way too long! But I hope I won't get replaced! If I do, I will dare him for a edit battle! I will win of course! Now, thanks to you I'm already 3 minutes late for school, why do I always need to introduce myself?

"Hey, Finn!"
"James. Thomas and I are dating. Slap me."
"What in the world! Why?"
"To make sure I'm not dreaming! Because his lips felt like a dream, and his-"
"Too much details! Too much!"
"Dude, gays are taking over the world!"
"Dude, when my collab with tayfield and w4ybright comes out, I will take over the world!"
The school bell rang.
"See you during the break!", he said.
"See you during the break!"
I ran to class, I had a edit due today but I forgot to add my watermark! When I was running to class, I bumped into someone, my phone fell to the ground, and the screen broke!
"Dude! What is wrong with you!"
"I'm sorry!"
That rude girl ran away and I picked up my phone. It's a miracle! Nothing happened with the screen! And I just had the best idea ever! If I add my watermark right now, I'll be too late for class, but I have a excuse! I bumped into someone! I quickly added my watermark and ran to class.
"James! You are late for my class! You already failed for your presentation!"
"But someone bumped into me, like, really hard!"
"Okay, but this is your last excuse ever! Or I'll talk to the principal!"
"Okay..."
I gave my presentation about the history of editing, and got a A+! For the rest of the day there was nothing special going on, except that CapCut editors and After Effects editors were fighting, but that happens every day!
"Finn, do you ever do something you shouldn't do but use a excuse and now everyone thinks you did it perfect while you didn't?"
"Did you really forgot your watermark again? You do know why we put a watermark, right?"
"I never really pay attention in history, so, no, not really!"
"The edit thief will come in your room at night and cut off one of your toes and then break your phone so you can't edit anymore! Watermarks are important!"
"Oh! So that's why my left foot doesn't have any toes!"
"Dude! Creep!"
"Gay!"
"Okay, you got me there, but there's nothing wrong with being gay! And, now you've brought it up, I'm going to Thomas' house!"
"Mate, it's Friday! Sleepover Friday! Who is more important, your best friend or your boyfriend?"
"He's not my boyfriend! But he will be soon... But! Of course I choose my boyfriend, otherwise you could be my boyfriend! And you're not my type!"
"Uhm, I'm everyone's type!"
"Yeah... no way! I'm going to Thomas, bye!"
"Bye?"
I went home and ate a bit and went to sleep.

It's 2 AM. I hear the doorbell. I open the door and see Finn standing there.
"James! So, me and Thomas wanna play truth or dare, but the app says you can only play with 3 players! So, will you please please please come to the sleepover?"
"Only for truth or dare, after that I'll go back to my house"
"Thank you so much!"
On the way to Thomas' house, Finn told me what happened. They kissed 3 times?! And suddenly they're boyfriends! Thomas will better not sit with us at lunch, or I'll eat on the floor!
"We're here!", Finn said.
"How can he be this rich? This is a full on mansion!"
"Just come inside!"
We played truth or dare, until Thomas asked Finn truth or dare.
"Dare!"
"Uhm... Kiss me!"
I ran away. Gays are scary! It is 3 AM and I'm almost at home. But then, the same girl that bumped into me at school bumped into me again! I looked at her, and saw how beautiful she was! She's blonde and has ocean blue eyes!
"I'm sorry!"
"It's fine! What's your name?"
"Sophia, and yours?"
"James! What do you edit with?"
"After Effects, duh! It's so amazing!"
"Uhm, CapCut is way better!"
"Not!"
"Why do CapCut editors and After Effects editors hate each other?"
"I actually don't really know"
"Wanna be friends?"
"No! I need to tell you something...."
"What?"
"I have been stalking you for 3 years, well, not really stalking, but you've been my crush for 3 years! I love you! You're hot! You're perfect! And I am deeply in love with you and if you don't feel the same, I'm sorry, but we can't be friends. I can't be only friends with my crush! I love you! And if you don't feel the same I will never talk to you again!"
"You know, at first I didn't knew you, but now I've really looked at you, I wanna give you a shot! And I'm not throwing away my shot!"
"Was that a Hamilton reference?"
"Wait. You look gorgeous and you like musicals? We don't even have to date! Will you be my girlfriend?"
"Yes, of course!"
I got her snap and she got mine. I didn't sleep for 3 days. I was always texting with Sophia. Well, maybe I did get sleep because I didn't meet anyone who's named Tyler Durden. Thinking of Tyler Durden, I gotta watch Fight Club with Sophia! If we had time, we'd meet up! I love her! But suddenly she texted me:

When are we telling our friends
about this?

I totally forgot about that! I said that they'll never understand our love, just because we edit with different apps!
But Sophia had a plan! We just need to tell the whole school our secret and then there will come peace between everyone!

It was Monday. Sophia and I told the whole school to go to the theater rehearsal room during the break. And they did.
"Hello everyone! My name is Sophia!"
"And my name is James!"
"And we are a couple!"
"Why can't there just be peace between everyone? Let's make peace!"
"Yeah, there's no way I'm gonna hang out with CapCut editors!", someone in the room yelled.
"How will we punish James and Sophia?", someone else yelled.
"I know it!", said Finn. "Burn them to death!"
"Yeah!", everyone yelled.

Sophia and I were standing on a lot of wood, and they put in on fire.
"Dear James, before we die, I love you"
"I love you too"
The fire got us, and we died. But at least we died together. They don't really know, but there is peace between them, if there wasn't, they wouldn't both like the idea of killing us.

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