vito corleone feeds brad pitt

baking, killing, fucking😍😍

once upon a time in new york city, fredo corleone had just finished eating his daily burger as he went to his room. when he entered, he saw cliff babouin laying on the floor. he was DEAD. fredo yelled and started crying hysterically on cliff's dead body. meanwhile fredo was crying, yannick lefebre opened the door and suprised him.
-what on earth are you doing fatty??
-cant you see, fredo said while crying. CLIT'S DEAD. im so upset over this he was my best friend
-gurlll calm down you just have to learn about planets and make boats out of popsicle sticks and you'll be fine!!
and then, yannick got shot in the head.
-AHHHHHHH, fredo yelled.
it was vito corleone
-PAPA WHY DID U DO THAT? I WANTED TO MAKE THE BOATS!!!!!!!!!!!!
-sorry son, vito responded. but thats what u get for not defending me when i got shot. anyways wanna bake cookies??
-sure!!!
they both went into the kitchen to bake cookies but when they arrived the caught brad pitt beating up connie
-hi brad, vito said
-hey vito
-PAPA, cant you see connie's getting abused AGAIN, fredo added. by another man then CARLO????
-yes but he didnt mean it!
-brad this isnt you!! fredo said
-whatever go get the ingredients to bake the cookies
after awhile, they were done baking their cookies.
-now papa, fredo said. can you give one of those to brad?
-sure queen
vito walked over to brad and offered it to him
-hi brad do you want our cookie?
-No it looks like it tastes more awful then the shit in the human centipede 2
vito then forced the cookie down brad's throat and brad started choking on it until he threw up his shit, had a heart attack and died.
-NOOO VITO WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?? judr cried LOUDLY
-jude shut up i didnt do it
-VITO IM BLOCKING YOU I HATE YOU, jude said
—SHUT UP FAGGOT
-THIS IS WHY YOU GET FUCKED BY BLACK GUYS
and then jude hangs himself with cliff babouin's intestin
-NOO JUDE I MISS YOU SM THIS ISNT YOU BABE, raymond started yelling, crying, screaming, singing, laughing, heart attacking, self harming all because that JUDE killed himself
at the funeral, michael started hysterically laughing and laid down on jude's grave
-BITCH STFU U R NOT IN SALTBURN!!! an angry megan fox yelled
-WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YALL???? michael yelled.
michael ran away and set the grave on fire before jumped into the water and drowning
-NNOOO MICHAEL!! kay yelled
-STFU BITCH HES MY HUSBAND!!! apollonia replied. wait no i mean stfua bitcha hesa mya husbanda
-BITCH STFU GO BACK TO UR COUNTRY
-IM BLOCKING YOU
-YOU CANT WE'RE IRL
-I HOPE YOU KILL YOURSELF
-THATS WHY YOU GOT BOMBED BITCH, kay yelled at her
-STFU FATTY THATS WHY MICHAEL SLAPPED YOU
then michael revived and came back at the funeral
-can u guys stfu already?? michael added. lets just have a threesome
-WHAT, vito yelled
-wait thats a good idea, kay replied
-YASSS QUEEN SLAYYY, apollonia added
and then the narrator arrived
-omg hi michael thats so relatable. anyways MOOTS??
-stfu faggy waggy eddy nortony
-hey i suffered too much already.. just be kind. for six months i couldnt sleep.. with insomnia nothing's real everything's far away everything's copy of a copy of a copy.. i am jack's smirking revenge
-STFU BITCH I HOPE YOU KILL URSELF U FATASS GO TAKE UR OZEMPIC BC UR SKINNY FAT AND GO HAVE ANAL SEX AND I HOPE U HAVE A HEART ATTACK AND I HOPE U SLIP IN UR SHOWER AND CUT URSELF BADLY AND DIE FROM
BLEEDING TOO MUCH BRO THINKS HES CICCI
the narrator starts crying.. he walks over to tyler and hugs him
-tyler.. im quite sad.. can we fuck??:333
-OFC POOKIE:33333