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Keidje grinned watching sage pack he lit up like a Christmas tree as he watched
Sage continued packing"I'm so sorry you know! Don't worry I won't be away for too long!"
Keidje couldn't hear a word he said off daydreaming about how great it'll be with sage away
"Aww don't give me the silent treatment I'll be back before you know it!"he finished packing
"Good bye kiss?"sage said pulling keidje close and kissed him on the lips knocking keidje outta his day dream
"YUCK!"keidje screamed sage putting him down and putting house alarms and secruity on before running to his cab
"FREEDOM! Finally!"he yelled letting him self fall back onto the floor he skipped to the door and tried opening it
5 min later~
Still trying to open door
20 min later~
Still trying
Half an hour later~
Still trying
A hour later~
"BLOODY H*LL!?" Yanks on door screaming "It won't open why won't it open!"
Gets a screw driver and trys to game of door nods so he can pull it open "OWW!!!" He screamed a shock go through his body as he noticed a note on door
'Dear keidje,
I'm so sorry to leave you but don't worry I got a high tec system to protect anyone from getting in and you going out on your own I wouldn't want you wondering offend getting lost! The house is stacked with every thing you'll need
xoxo sage'
"THAT BASTARD"digs through house looking for something to brake the door down with
"AH HA A CHAIN SAW!"
(How convent and safe! The following could possible be to graphic for young children...)
Puts it to door and pulls whatever the heck starts a chainsaw
Some time later...
"OWWW MY LEGS"red covered the floor and keidje was panting the red all over him the chainsaw on the floor holding his leg in pain"DAMN IT!" Gets up his face covered in red it seeming to be like a endless flow that dripped of him leaving a trail
"DAMN KETCHUP BOTTLE!"he kicked it away
(Got you didn't I!)
He huffed angrily had tripped over it getting it every where
"I can't believe a chainsaw didn't work!" He huffed twitching "hmm hungry..."opens fridge"wait a second THIS FOOD IS PROBBALY STUFFED WITH UKEFYING PILLS! He's trying to throw me off track!"
"SAGE YOU SNEAKY BASTARD"
Sage turned on a nanny cam able to watch keidje ever move while away"aww he's so cute when he's freaked out"watching it Drueling as the person beside him Stares creeped out
It wasn't to long till he fell asleep on the plane the man beside him getting up and seeing screen by accident seeing keidje
His eyes widen "OMG this perv is watching kidey porn!"covers mouth not meaning to wake him
After several hours sage had been through customs as he walked out side cops greeted him
The cops quickly pushed him agiasnt wall and handcuffed"you are under arrest for posseion of child pornagraphy!"
TO BE CONTINUED...
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