boy do i love rarepairs (dogday x miss delight)

rarepairs>>>>

(also this is gonna be VERY out of character cuz i suck at writing ship fics 💔)

dogday still sat at the locked door, howling like a real dog would. "come on! let me out! catnap!" he yelled, but he figured his trapper must have been long gone by now.

he sniffled and turned around. it looked like he was locked in a school? it was very eerie and dark. he didn't like it one bit.

he started to crawl through the halls, silently hoping he was alone.

after a while of crawling he heard a voice.

a feminine voice that was clearly very happy. 'how can you be happy in a situation like this?' he thought to himself, approaching the room the speaking came from.

"alright! who can tell me what four plus four is?" she smiled, looking at the desks with no students. she looked like a teacher. it was another toy, who had short curly blond hair and a red bow. but the first thing dogday noticed was her mouth. she'd ripped off her porcelain face to reveal a set of teeth that looked like they could bite a brick.

she instantly noticed dogday crawling into the room. "oh! hello there!" she smiled, approaching him from the blackboard. "i don't think i've ever seen you before!"

"..catnap locked me in here..." the dog answered nervously. she smiled and lifted him up. "that cat locked me in here too! my oh my, is he the one who did that to your legs?"

dogday nodded. she still never dropped her smile. "well, i'm miss delight! you can sit right here and we'll talk when class is over!"

dogday didn't have the heart to tell the teacher there was no kids here. he sat front row, observing as miss delight taught her non existent students.

when the "class" ended, miss delight seemed to watch invisible children leave her room. before she leaned down to dogday. "i'm sorry we didn't properly introduce! i'm miss delight! i'm the teacher here! that cat locked me in here too. along with all my sisters! in fact, me and barb are the only ones left!" she giggled madly.

"well, i'm dogday.. i'm the last of the smiling critters." he shook her hand with a faint smile. she was acting very nice despite her hyperness. "may i ask who barb is?"

miss delight showed him a mass of pencils on a stick. it was covered in blood.

'..i mean, i'd get lonely too.' dogday thought to try and justify it for himself.

"did that cat do this to your legs?" she asked, looking down at the dogs belt. clearly she repeated things a lot. "oh.. yeah, he did. i've learned to function without them though."

even though they hadn't known eachother very long, it felt weird seeing miss delight frown. "would you like new ones?"

dogday chuckled. "well i would, but i think i might be a bit of a lost.. cause?"

in the time he was speaking, miss delight had acquired a sewing kit and some red, polka dotted fabric just like her skirt.

"oh- miss, you really don't have to!" he assured, but miss delight already crouched down to his level. "go to sleep! you'll wake up walking around the room, i promise!"

before he could protest a second further she started to gently scratch his ears. he tried to stay awake, but ended up drifting off to the feeling of her hands caressing him.

it felt really nice.

when he awoke, he was curled up on her lap. he felt her hand gently caressing his head and scratching his back, while her other hand held his head. barb was laying against a (cracked) mug of pencils.

he wanted to pretend to sleep, but he heard giggling. "your tail's wagging!"

"my tail?"

dogday turned his head around and saw it. miss delight had sewn two legs and a tail onto his body.

"do you like it?" miss delight grinned widely. "i'm sorry, red and white polka dots was all i had!-"

"thank you!" dogday nearly launched off her lap, which made her laugh loudly. he tried to stand on his legs, but he face planted. still his tail wagged like there was no tomorrow.

"you're not gonna be able to walk for a bit!" miss delight giggled, putting her hands under dogday's head. she gently scratched his chin, and his tail wagged faster.

"thank you! thank you so much!" he laid his head back on her lap, and she kept scratching him.

only hours ago, dogday didn't think he'd find someone he felt safe with ever again.