"Yanagi, be mine!" I screamed at him.
"I can't, my heart belongs to another. Go screw Souma," he responded.
"Ok," I answered blatantly.
---5 hours later---
"Ok, now that we've fooled around, I'm going to kill you!" I said.
"Wait, why?" Souma responded.
"Because, you had an affair with Yanagi."
"You know about that? I was just curious."
"Yeah, well whatever." I said after I pulled out a bow and arrow.
"This, is an arrow dipped in poison," I said as if having a bow and arrow lying around was perfectly normal, nevertheless with poison.
"What are you going to do? You can't come near me," Souma replied.
"Oh, yes I can," I said as I shoved the arrow into his eye. He squirmed around in displeasure before he eventually stayed still. I'm going to feed him to Yanagi. I bet Yanagi would suck the eyeball and then shove it up his ass like the dirty man whore he is.
"Yanagi!!!! I have a present for you," I said.
"Oooooh, what is it?" he replied.
"It's Souma!"
"Oh, well I already ate his dick..." God he's so dense. I took Souma's body out of the bag. Once Yanagi saw Souma, he immediately started eating Souma. This was time for me to reenact the human centipede! I called up Kyouya and knocked him out. Then I created a human centipede out of Yanagi, Souma's half eaten body, and Kyouya! They were very happy.
"Add more people!" said Yanagi.
"Nah, I'll just leave you guys. Bye! See you never!" I said before I shut the door. Ahhh, that was fun. I love being a sadist.
"I saw what you did," Mamura said.
"Oh did you, I guess I'll have to punish you then," I said.
"I guess so."
---15 minutes later---
"Chitanda! I have a surprise for you!" I said to her over the phone.
Anime Characters:
Yanagi~Last Game
Souma~Last Game
Kyouya~Ouran High School Host Club
Mamura~Hirunaka no Ryuusei
Chitanda~Hyouka
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Raina's Sexcapades
RomanceRaina can't help herself. She knows she shouldn't but she still does. She can't help her feeling for one man and the desire of another. She loves one man but can't help lusting after another even when she knows it's wrong.
