Lucifer sat on his throne. His small, petite body was very smol on the large furniture. It turned him ON. That's when Shrek stormed in, stumbling around while making out with his pet, Santa... It was so kawaii!!!!1!!1!! >/////////////w///////////<
Santa tied down Lucifer while Shrek started stripping. Lucifer started singing a beautiful love song. "THE TOXIC GOSSIP TRAIN!" He sang, his voice sweet and angelic as it mixed with loud whines of anticipation. "CHUGGIN' DOWN THE TRACKS OF MISINFORMATION! *Whimpers* *Is shy* *Ears lower*"
Shrek TEARS OFF HIS PANTS BY BLOWING ON THEN (woah) AND THEN SANTA AND SHREK TAKE TURNS
the end
