david chiem was on vacation and doing his motivational speeches as usual. he was in his car on his way to a restaurant.
"hello chiem-gang! today we are going to be doing motivational speeches at the popular franchise FREDDY FAZBEARS PIZZARIA." he turned off the camera and immediately said "UGH I FUCKING HATE MY STUPID JOB I WANT TO KILL MYSELF."
he entered the resteraunt and he saw freddy five bears and he said "har har har har har"
"okay chiem-gang, here we are the REAL freddy fazbears pizza. we are going to be trying the LIMITED EDITION SKIBIDI SLICERS."
suddenly the owner of the pizzaria came out. "hello david chiem. i am william afton"
"WHAT THR FUCK WHY ARE YOU FUCKING PURPLE" david said. then he whipped out his MASSIVEEEE
camera. "look chiem-gang! i'll meeting the owner of this restaurant, william afton! i guess you could say he's a pretty....... purple guy... heh...."
"ok so remember the deal you do motivational speeches and advertise my restaurant and i'll give u money lol" william afton said.
"i can't believe ive become a sell out" replied david
then he set up his camera on the stage next to freddy fivesbear, chica the kitchen, foxy the pirate fox grr, and bunny the bonnie. but instead of tapping the "record" button, he accidentally tapped the "live stream to the entire world" button, which was conveniently placed directly next to it.
david straightened his goofy ass bow tie and prepared himself to make a great speech. "hey guys... remember.... nothing is impossible. the word itself even says I'm possible."
there was a family of three sitting down in the crowd. the mother coughed, and the child, who had a party hat on started crying. "WAHHHHGGGGHHHHHHH THIS BIRTHDAY PARTY SUCKS I WANNA GO HOME."
"FUCK YOU YOU LITTLE BRAT BE APPRECIATIVE YOU EVEN GET A BIRTHDAY IM SURPRISED YOUR PARENTS DIDNR THROW YOU INTO A DUMPSTER"
immediatelythr child began sobbing louder. his parents gave david a dirty look, and then left.
"god dammit..." david sighed. he fixed his hair and steadied himself.
suddenly a panicked william afton came onto stage. "woah woah woah david! you're scaring away all these customers. what's wrong?"
"sorry mr. afton.... i must've lost my cool there..."
"this is bad for buisness. don't let it happen again."
"ok, sorry" david said, but as william afton walked away, he couldn't help but get a look at the purple guy's GYATT. "woah... you've GYATT to be kidding me"
william immediately turned around "w-what did you say?"
"oh! uh! nothing!" david fumbled. he looked away embarrassedly.
*i cant believe i just said that to william afton.... but wow... he's so sexy... wait wait no fuck i'm not gay these are just the random impulses acting up again... i'm not fucking gay*
immediately he pinned william afton to the wall and they started making out infront of the camera (and infront of freddy fast bear)
"GYATT" david shouted and they made out more
