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Hardheaded.Cinnamoroll / Tanjiro
Small.but.feisty / Nezuko
GRAAHH / Inosuke
Thunder.god⚡ / Zenitsu
Gun.ya / Genya
UMAI🔥 / Rengoku
Fancy.Fabulous.Flamboyant / Tengen
Fxck.off☠️ / Sanemi
Emobuthot / Giyuu
✧Mitsuri!!✧ / Mitsuri
Butterfly.lady🦋 / Shinobu
Forgetful.mui / Muichiro
Kabura.Obanai / Obanai

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Hardheaded.Cinnamoroll: Hello guys!

Small.but.feisty: Oni-chan!

GRAAHH: HEJWLLO

Thunder.god⚡: God Inosuke.. do you not know how to type properly?

GRAAHH: SAUAT UPT MONIZTSU!!!((!

Thunder.god⚡: IT'S ZENITSU!!

Gun.ya: Tanjiro, i have Udon at my place. Wanna come and eat?

Hardheaded.Cinnamoroll: Sure! I'd love some Udon, i feel hungry.

Thunder.god⚡: Wow without inviting me? How rude.

Gun.ya: Stfu, me and Tanjiro are having OUR alone time.

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Forgetful.mui: Where's my wife Tanjiro?

UMAI🔥: Excuse me? YOUR? I think you mean OUR.

Forgetful.mui: Oh please, Tanjiro loves me more.

Fancy.Fabulous.Flamboyant: Pardon? He's my fourth wife.

Emobuthot: Dude, you already have 3. Stop being greedy and leave Tanjiro for us.

Fancy.Fabulous.Flamboyant: No thanks, I'd rather not.

Thunder.god⚡: Stop fighting, everyone knows Tanjiro loves me more!

GRAAHH: IWM MOWNJIROS FAVROITE!!

Gun.ya: In your dreams, boar head. He's at my place rn, stay mad

Fxck.off☠️: Genya, you better share him with me. I'm your brother aren't i?

Gun.ya: Who? Sorry sir, i don't know you.

Thunder.god⚡: LMAOOO

✧Mitsuri!!✧: Pfft! That was quite funny..

Butterfly.lady🦋: Genya, you shouldn't speak to your brother that way, and so should you Sanemi.

Fxck.off☠️: Womp womp butterfly bitch

Butterfly.lady🦋: Sanemi Shinazugawa, i certainly don't like this attitude of yours.

✧Mitsuri!!✧: Oh Shinazugawa-san! I think you may have made Shinobu-chan mad..

Kabura.Obanai: Guys has anyone seen Kaburamaru? I don't see him slithering anywhere.

Thunder.god⚡: Are you telling us that you lost it. YOU BETTER FIND THAT SLITHERING WHORE!! I'M SCARED OF SNAKESSS

Kabura.Obanai: Oh stop being such a scaredy cat, and also don't call him an it.

Gun.ya: Uhhh.. Iguro-san i think your snake is coming to my place..

Gun.ya: Oh shit it's snuggling Tanjiro

Thunder.god⚡: HOW DOES IT NOT ATTACK TANJIRO BUT ATTACKS ME?

Gun.ya: Your not as pure as Tanjiro, that's why.

Hardheaded.Cinnamoroll: Iguro-san, your snake is snuggling me.. Is it okay if i keep him for a while? He's so cute.

Kabura.Obanai: Okay sure, just make sure he's safe.

Thunder.god⚡: I have never seen Iguro-san be this nice

UMAI🔥: Genya, if your finished with Tanjiro, can i have him?

Fancy.Fabulous.Flamboyant: Sorry best buddy, but i want him aswell, and i don't see us sharing my wife.

Fxck.off☠️: YOUR wife? pfft. I doubt he even wants to be your wife.

Emobuthot: I'm having a mall date with Tanjiro later, so no you guys can't have him.

Thunder.god⚡: Why do you guys always steal Tanjiro away from me

Gun.ya: First of all, he's not yours. Second of all, he doesn't like a crybaby like you.

Thunder.god⚡: Excuse me? I know he likes me very much! He would never hate me.

GRAAHH: Stfu freqjcnch frsuy heawwd nosbsoydy lieks yuo

Fxck.off☠️: Even the boar head is speaking facts.

Thunder.god⚡: Inosuke your so dead.

Gun.ya: How did you guys even manage to understand that

Thunder.god⚡: Idk














okay guys im out of ideas

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