Wanna talk about crushes? (Platonic Fanfries; Fubble & Tenfries implied)

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by KitMcKit

by KitMcKit

What do you do when you run out of things to talk about with your childhood friend? Perhaps looking for something on your phone will help? Oh no, you're blushing! And then finally something snaps in your head: "Wanna talk about crushes"?

It was a sunny day in Goiky, and a red box of (delicious-looking) fries and a blue desktop fan are talking about whatever. Maybe the next challenge? Who knows? After about two minutes of them chatting, they suddenly became silent, implying that they have run out of things to say at that point.

After about three seconds, the blue desktop fan pulled out her phone (with her leg of course). That was until her face started heating up and turned red.

"Hey Fanny, are you alright?", questioned the box of fries. Two seconds later, he started to realize what was going on, but before he could even say something, Fanny asked quickly "Wanna talk about crushes?".

"That sounds a little weird coming from you, Fanny."

"Don't you usually hang out with Puffball?"

"Yeah, of course I do, Fanny."

"Do you have a crush on her?"

The box of fries was a little hesitant at first, before replying with "No."

"Come on Fries, you know you do."

"Do you like Bubble?"

Fanny started to blush harder than she did before.

"No way! I hate Bubble!", the fan yelled out as she stared at her phone.

"Then who is that on your phone?"

It turns out that the crush topic was brought up because Fanny had Bubble as her phone wallpaper.

"YOU DID NOT SEE THAT!"

Fries flinched a little and then pulled out his phone. Fanny started to look over his shoulder just to see if he has anyone on his wallpaper.

She was expecting to see Puffball, but it wasn't her. It was Tennis Ball.

Man, of all people, it was Tennis Ball.

"Wow, I really wasn't expecting him as your crush considering I know you mostly hang out with PB."

"Who?!", Fries quickly threw his phone into himself (the box, you p0rn addicts).

"Come on Fries, I'm making it fair for both of us. We're longtime friends after all", said the fan.

"Who- who did you think you saw?!"

"Tennis Ball."

"T-t-te... oh, you..." Fries hissed under his breath.

"Just admit that you love him, or else I'll tell him."

"Uh... I-uh..."

"I'll give you five seconds."

"FINE! I love him more than anyone else... Puffball as well but platonically."

"You know you can love more than one person right? That's called polyamory. Unless you want her as a queer platonic partner, or 'qpp' for short."

"Yeah, we're queer platonic partners."

"If you say so, anyway, I'm heading back to my team, and I HATE MY TEAM!"

"Haha, some old Fanny.".

i got the fanfries childhood friends thing from a random tweet i saw a while ago so enjoy ig