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"this is a hot-damn mess, oh my god"
"You know there's a question I get asked a lot" sue starts on sues corner "whether I'm accepting an honorary doctorate or performing a citizens arrest people ask me Sue what's your secret well I'll tell you my secret western Ohio Sue Sylvester's not afraid to shake things up, you know I'm tired of hearing people complain 'I'm riddled with this disease' or 'I was in that tsunami' to them I say, shake it up a bit, get out of your box, even if that box happens to be where your living, I'll often yell at homeless people 'hey how's that homelessness working out for you give not being homeless a try huh' you know something Ohio it's not easy to break out of your comfort zone people will tear you down tell you you shouldn't have bothered but let me tell you something there's not much difference between a stadium of screaming fans and an angry crowd shouting abuse at you they're both just making a lot of noise, how you take it is up to you convince yourself they're cheering for you you do that and someday they will and that's how sue see's it"
"Well that was um" Enzo starts
"Inspirational" Alessandra asked with a laugh
"Yeah"
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"Hey guys lets give a big glee welcome to our three new members" Mr Schue said walking in the room "fresh off their big win on Friday night, Noah Puckerman, Matt Rutherford and Mike Chang, regionals here we come" the three new members walk to the chairs were everyone else is "lets start with 'tonight' from west side story" Rachels face lit up at the words making Mr Schue frown "Tina, show us what you got"
Tina getting the solo resulted in Rachel storming out the room once again but this time quitting glee
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"A singer in a smoky room" Enzo sung
"A smell of wine and cheap perfume" Quinn performed walking towards him
"For a smile they can share the night it goes on and on and on and on" they both sung before Quinn abruptly stopped running out the room a hand at her mouth
"Quinn you ok?" Mr Schue asked
"I think she just had a bad breakfast burrito" Enzo spoke on behalf of the girl making Finn narrow his eyes
"Can we please talk about the giant elephant in the room" Kurt said
"Your sexuality" Santana spoke from behind him
"Rachel, we cant do it without her"
"That's not true" Mr Schue told the group "we may have to layer Santana or Mercedes over Quinn's solo but we'll be fine" making Enzo frown at his confidence in the girl
"Maybe for the invitationals but not for sectionals certainly not regionals" Artie spoke
"Wheelchair kids right that Rachel chick makes me want to light myself on fire but she can sing" Puck admitted
"Rachel left guys she's gone" Mr Schue said "now if were going to make this work we cant look back, take five guys"
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"Guys I'd like to introduce you to someone very special, this is April Rhodes she's our newest member"
"Wait so my mom can join glee club as well now?" Enzo asked
"You guys look like the worlds worst Benetton ad" April said looking at the group
"Mr Schuester this seems like a terrible idea" Artie said raising his hand
"April is a great singer" Mr Schue defended the woman "and she never graduated"
"We appreciate what your trying to but she's no Rachel" Mercedes spoke for the group receiving hums in agreement
"Who's Rachel?" April asked
"She's kind of our star" Enzo said
"Your star eh? well where is she?"
"She left to be the lead in cabaret" Kurt told April
"Hey tinkles give me 'maybe this time' in b-flat and don't let me catch you snoozing"
Maybe This Time by Cabaret Performed By April and Rachel
"Stick that in your pipe and smoke it" April said leaving the group in awe and some with tears running down their face
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"So if I were to say 'I'm going to Mexico for the day' would I use Por or Para?" Mr Schue asked the class
Enzo had no clue what he was even doing here, he hadn't been to a Spanish class in months but Mr Schue made him attend
"April" Mr Schue called upon the woman who raised her hand
"Para"
"Por" Mr Schue corrected
"Oh I guess I'd better pour myself another cran-tini" April said making the class laugh before pouring herself a drink from her flask "I'm just kidding its hot chocolate" the bell rang finally signalling the end of the lesson Enzo thought this woman was crazy, especially because she was a 40 something woman who decided to come back to high school
"Alright remember guys oral reports Wednesday" Mr Schue told the class "April can I talk to you for one second?"
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"Hey Enz" April greeted the teen
"hey Ape?"
"Wanna puff" she said holding up a cigarette
"yeah go on" he said taking it from her. Unlike the other glee members Enzo didn't then go and rave about her to Mr Schue, why should he all she gave him was a cigarette
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"Maybe Quinn is lactose intolerant" Kurt inquired
"That doesn't explain all the crying" Artie said
"Maybe she just doesn't like the group" Tina spoke
"Are you all that stupid?" Puck asks strumming his guitar looking at Enzo in his reserved spot at the back "seriously I bet you thought Bert and Ernie were just roommates, maybe Quinn's got one in the oven" Enzo's head snapped in his direction resulting in him standing up and making his way down to the front
"Even if she is, its none of our business" Enzo defended
"Who's the baby daddy?" Mercedes asked
"Who do you think" Puck said not daring to look at Enzo anymore "Finn"
"Yes, you've heard right I am returning to glee club" Rachel said barging into the room "in lieu of flowers please send all donations to a socially conscious charity of your choice"
"This is a hot-damn mess, oh my god"
"Uh im sorry I thought I'd be welcomed back with a tad more enthusiasm" Rachel spoke
"Sorry glee clubs has just been rocked with its first scandal" Kurt said Enzo glaring holes into the back of pucks skull
