I lifted my head from the bed and listened. My owner Kalina Roy was sound asleep, being her protective guard dog I hoped off the bed and went to the washroom. (No not for peeing.) I heard the toilet splashing. They were back! The monsters of the toilet that I like to call the Sweeney clan. I drank the water up (they're not harmful to me.) I shut the toilet cover and went back to bed. Like every night Kalina rolled out of bed and started screaming like a maniac. I got up and laid beside her. She wrapped her self around me and fell asleep. Her parents came running and lifted her into her bed. I got a pat on the back and a good boy. My job here is done... For now.
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Jasper the Dogs Secret Life
Non-FictionWhere do you suppose your missing socks go? I use them for storing all the treats you endlessly give me. What about how I drink your toilet water from time to time, I'm actually sucking up the monsters of the toilet that try to eat you. Ya you can t...