I wonder what Mario's up to now that he's doing a video on TikTok challenges. Hopefully this won't go too far. I swore I saw him shave his face with a lawn mower-
Wait, what's that noise?
The door to SMG4's room crashed down and a familiar mustached Italian in a red hat stormed in.
"Hey SMG4! I need you to come with me right now!"
"Mario, you could've just knocked! And besides, I'm busy right now! You can go ask me later, or go bother someone else!"
Mario pulled out a frying pan, "Nuh-uh SMG4! You are coming with me for this new TikTok Challenge!" And then he proceeded to bonk SMG4 on the head.
Everything went black.
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"Uhh...what the actual hell?"
SMG4 blinked his eyes open. He was sitting in a chair with chains wrapped around him, so it was pretty hard to move. There was also some sort of camera standing to the side of him.
"So, he got you too, didn't he?"
What the-oh hell no.
SMG3 was sitting in front of him, he too was also wrapped in chains.
"Well, I'm only going to assume that Mario also bonked you on the head with a frying pan "Rapunzel-style" for some sort of, quote, TikTok challenge, unquote?"
SMG3 shrugged, or at least tried to. "Listen, I know that I didn't get bonked on the head with a frying pan, it was a bat."
"Whatever, where did Mario even go?"
SMG3 glanced behind him, "Mario said that he went to 'get something' and told us to 'Wait here for him'. As if we can move!"
"Well, do you think you can-"
There was a scratching noise on the ground, and Mario came in pushing a chair while holding a gun and a piece of paper. Once the chair was between them, Mario stepped up and held up the gun and the paper.
"Uh, Mario, what are you doing? This isn't another one of those TikTok challenges you've been doing isn't it?"
"You are absolutely correct SMG4! All you gotta do is try to catch this piece of paper with your face when I drop it. And you better, or else...Mario's gonna do something verrrrryyyy illegal."
Both SMG4 and SMG3's face flushed red.
"Mario, don't tell me you're..."
"YOU ARE NOT MAKING US KISS AND THAT IS FINAL! NOW LET US [bonk]ING GO!"
SMG4 sighed irritably, SMG3, always being stubborn, "Listen SMG3, the sooner we get over this, the sooner we can get out and go back to our business, so let's just get over it and pray we catch that paper without, you know.. "
SMG4 was blushing too; he didn't like the idea of this.
But...why do I feel like I want to actually kiss him at the same time?
"Alright fellas, are you ready to do this?"
SMG4 took a deep breath to try to calm himself, "Well, it's not like we have a stand against this."
He glanced at SMG3, who was also red faced, and was just staring down at his shoes.
Grinning, Mario held out the piece of paper in front of him. "Let's a go!" He let go of his fingers and the paper dropped down. SMG4 shut his eyes and leaned forward. His lips brushed against something...warm?
Wait, this isn't the paper-
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He already knew what he was touching, he didn't need to open his eyes. At least this short moment felt nice while it lasted. SMG4 felt SMG3's tongue graze against his, and he quickly pulled away out of shock. There was a thin string of saliva connecting their tongues. SMG4 and SMG3's face were both red with embarrassment.
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"Wha-d-did we just-"
"OH CRAP! FOUR! I-I DIDN'T MEAN TO-UHHH...!"
Mario fired his gun at both of them, temporarily stunning them and knocking them to the ground (and loosening their chains in the process). It didn't kill them, thank goodness, but it did cause their chains to become loose (And also giving them some bad headaches).
"We hope you enjoyed that coz' we're NEVER doing that again!" Mario said cheerfully to the camera. "
SMG4 quickly kicked off his chains and covered his red face. "Uhh, yeah! Now if you excuse me, I'm going to go lock myself into my room and watch some funny meme compilations that I've suddenly been needing!"
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"WHAT THE ACTUAL FLIPPING HELL WAS THAT?!"
SMG4 paced back and forth in room as he processed what just happened a few moments ago in his room.
"What did we just do? Why did Mario set us up? WHY DID THAT ACTUALLY FEEL GOOD?! I ACTUALLY KISSED SMG3! ON THE LIPS! I think I'm losing my mind...did I actually enjoy that feeling?"
"Wait a minute, Mario was recording us when we kissed, does that mean everyone will see that? WILL MY FRIENDS SEE IT?! CRAP! I CAN'T LET MY IMAGE BE RUINED BY THAT! PULL YOURSELF TOGETHER SMG4!"
"Hey Four? You realize that we can hear you right? There's still a big hole in your door."
Oh crap-
"Sorry Meggy, I'll just block that, haha..."
SMG4 placed a chair in front of the broken area of his door and continued to scream his head off.
"Alright, just take a deep breath...it can't be that bad right?"
SMG4 rubbed his temples, "Whew, still have no idea why my face is still red, but I think I should be okay, right? It's not like SMG3 is gonna come here and talk about 'the kiss'. Now that I think of it, why am I talking to myself?"
