So liek 1day maloon was walkin down teh street.
maloon: omg it's shachang.
shachang: you.. you fight good
maloon was confoosed so she sed, "wat?"
shachang turnt in2 a tomatto, v embrassed by wat he sed an ran away.
maloon: no, meh lovar, com bak bb.
shachang: im gay- i mean im bi sexual 4 u bc liek wen u were pingh, u were a guy an liek i was inlove wiht u. but now ur maloon, u r a gurl n i lava u.
maloon: aw shachang.
maloon and shachang embraced, starin in2 eechohter's eyse an ya. the end