fortnitification of jumpjutsu kaisen ☆JJK CHATFIC

with this treasure i summon

me n gng if you even care
16:48pm

nobara
guys what the fuck is the physics homework i actually hate gojo-sensei's teaching so much 🤕
like yes hes the strongest but that man CANNOT teach even his cursed energy lessons are practically gibberish

yuuji
lmao i stopped paying attention in those classes

nobara
we can tell your academic levels are atrocious

megumi
i offered to help you guys and you said no 🙄

nobara
yea cause you start yelling at me for not understanding and i get scared you're gonna pull a 'mahoraga-san help me!' situation

megumi
ill die if i do that

nobara
yet you hold the pose in your sleep...

yuuji
LMAOOOOO

nobara
time for a game! who's more suicidal?
megumi or gojo-sensei's unwashed blindfold?

yuuji
megumi

megumi
sensei's blindfold
wtf yuuji
ive known gojo-sensei for nine bloody years he doesnt wash that thing.

nobara
'bloody' you british now?

yuuji
we in bloody ol' england now innit?

megumi
fuck off

nobara
wait guys the physics

yuuji
just fail

nobara
WE FAIL TOGATHER AYYYYY

yuuji
AYYYYYY

megumi
yea im rebuking this shit

yuuji
😔

nobara
guys lets go shopping tomorrow, its a new season so new summer clothes 🥳

yuuji
cant sukuna is causing havoc everytime i step outside

megumi
wait i thought you just skipped school cause you're a bum?

yuuji
tf no- sukuna was being a bitch and yelling slurs from my cheek at children when i was tryna go to the chicken and chip shop

nobara
ah yes fulfilling your big fat burger tendencies

yuuji
waitttttt i saw you eat a whole ass cake by YOURSELF so quiet down...

nobara
yes sir yuuji, whatever you say sir yuuji

megumi
just go ask gojo-sensei for help???

yuuji
hes actually really annoying, he gave me three math pieces instead of two so were not talking right now

megumi
forget your imaginary beef with sensei and get sukuna checked out

nobara
what can gojo-sensei do anyway?? just ride it out

yuuji
yea staying in my dorm isnt even that bad