Chapter 1.

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Explosions and gunfire was happening all over a warehouse while a single person in an archery style outfit was hanging upside down by his foot

Explosions and gunfire was happening all over a warehouse while a single person in an archery style outfit was hanging upside down by his foot

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Watching all these people get their ass kicked by another person.

Damien: Okay, so you're all probably wondering why I'm upside down? Well to answer that we need to go allllll the way back to when I was a wee little baby. So, it all started when- WAAAH!

A shinny katana cuts the rope holding Damien causing him to fall.

Damien: Really!? Did you have to interrupt my origin story speech!?

???: Are you seriously talking to your imaginary audience again?

A ninja walked out of the shadows and helped Damien up.

Damien: Oh they're real and they were interested in what I was saying until you dropped me like a sack of potatoes!

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Damien: Oh they're real and they were interested in what I was saying until you dropped me like a sack of potatoes!

???: Whatever, just grab your bow and help me with the rest of these guys.

The ninja runs off fighting some more bad guys. Damien then grabbed his bow and started to shoot at the baddies, either pinning them to a wall with an arrow by their uniforms or smacking them around with his bow.

 Damien then grabbed his bow and started to shoot at the baddies, either pinning them to a wall with an arrow by their uniforms or smacking them around with his bow

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Damien: Man these guys shoot like storm troopers. Oh and that ninja you just saw is my brother, Delsin. And yes he was trained by ninjas so was I, but I preferred the good looking skillful archer. Anyway, back to our origin story! So, you see that cute little guy dressed up like an archer with the toy bow?

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