"𝐂𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐲𝐢𝐬𝐦..𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 𝐨𝐫 𝐩𝐡𝐫𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐬 𝐮𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐫𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐬." Y'all wouldn't it be funny if applejack was tired from working all day then just waking up in a coffin with no c...
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"Welp, looks like we got some cleaning up to do. All that work making the garden Magicam-worthy, and now it's a total tire fire. Laaame." Cater whines as Trey glances at him with a smile, "I'll help out."
Cater shakes his head at the request, "No, why don't you get Riddle to the nurse's office. That was a full-blown case of overblot. We need to make absolutely sure he's okay."
"Mr. Diamond is correct." Crowley nods, seeing this as an opportunity to ditch. "I will go along with you."
Trey gives Riddle an apologetic look, "Understood. Thank you, sir." Grim had woken up a few minutes ago and was now sitting next to you (he quoted: don't carry me like a child, Henchman!) and was currently shining about his empty stomach.
"Man, am I STARVED after usin' so much magic!" He let's out a groan as you look at him weirdly. "Grim, only thing you do is cause fights, run and whine.." You say, making his side-eye you before something caught his eye. "Hey, check it out!"
He nods in a random direction as you immediately recognize the black stone. "That's another black magestone, just like the one we found at the Dwarfs' Mine!"
You nod, "That's right, where'd it come from?" You tilt your head, Ace shrugging his shoulders in response. "Just don't put it in your mouth this time, Grim."
"No way. After how great that last one tasted, I can't get that thing in my mouth fast enough!" He runs towards in and gobbles it up in one bite. "Aaand there it goes."
Cater gasps at the sight of your cat eating shit off the ground. "Oh, Grimmy... Have some self-respect, honey! That was literally trash."
"Ahhhhh! Rich and sweet, but with a complex hint of bitterness in the aftertaste. Equally delicious, but with quite a different mouthfeel from that last one I ate." Grim was in wonderland while he spoke making you worried.
"Don't make this a habit, Grim."
"s a monster, maybe his stomach works differently than ours?" Ace asks a rhetorical question. "Even if that's why, eatin' trash can't be good for anyone."
"Oooh! I just tried the grass, and the flavor was surprisingly pleasant! Crisp, even!"
"That's our lawn! Don't eat that!"
Cater gags and looks away, "Uh, A-F-K while I go throw up... But...seriously, guys. Thanks." You look away from the scene infront of you (Grim was eating the grass with Deuce and Ace chasing him).
"Did you say somethin', Cater?"
"Hm? Nope. Not a thing."
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You arrive at the new unbirthday party with your friends, wearing your usual outfit without your hat.
