fortnitification of jumpjutsu kaisen ☆JJK CHATFIC

where the woman and children at???

Authors note:

My bad for this chapter taking so long. I had to sit exams and finally leave school then as I was celebrating leavers day AO3 curse hit me and I got hospitalised and had to have surgery done 😝! A sign to finish my AO3 fics lolssss.
As an apology this chapter is a little longer. Thanks for reading <3

me n gng if you even care
21:03pm

yuuji
guys sukuna is gone
i woke up and i dont feel his presence he is MISSING

megumi
dawg who wakes up at nine pm???
its dark outside

yuuji
NOT THE ISSUE HERE???
SUKUNA

megumi
he finally got tired and took off
L

yuuji
BUT HOWWW
I ATE HIS FINGERS HOW IS HE GONE

megumi
are you sure he's gone?
did you check thoroughly?

yuuji
hes in my head wdym CHECK THOROUGHLY

megumi
so what do you want me to do about this...

yuuji
HELPPP IM GONNA GET KICKED OUT THE DORM
I LOST A 1000 YEAR OLD CURSE
IM GONNA BE HOMELESS
no jujutsu technique which means i cant pass with a high A
so I'd have to lock in and start getting B's in everything else...
im cooked

megumi
L

yuuji
please can i have a drop of sympathy 🙏

megumi
'cAn i gET soMe mOrE pLeaSe??'
beg
oliver twist

yuuji
😐
maybe he's gonna come back...

megumi
you're delusional

yuuji
delusional?
😐
OF COURSE IM DELUSIONAL HES GONEEEEEE

megumi
i mean now you can go outside 🤷‍♀️

yuuji
how is that going to help me in any way shape or form???
i hate you
you're so stupid

megumi
YOU LOST HIM NOT ME
embarrassing!!!

yuuji
should i kill myself?

megumi
yes

yuuji
WACK ASS FRIEND UGH IM NOT ENDING IT ALL

megumi
dammit

yuuji
megumi im fr tweakin what do i actually do

megumi
go shake the 8-ball i bought you man
maybe you'll get some answers then

yuuji
😐
@nobara
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nobara
WHAT

yuuji
read up for me real quick

megumi
why she taking so long

yuuji
SHUT UP GUMI

nobara
brother...
idk what to tell you
go home?
do you even have a house
the elders are gonna kill you
can gojo-sensei even save you this time?
how'd you fumble this bad 😭

yuuji
I DONT KNOW
i just woke up without his presence

nobara
who wakes up at nine pm

yuuji
go to hell fattie
HELPPPPPPPPPPP ITS SINKING IN NOW
I LOST HIM

nobara
L

megumi
L

nobara
did you check everywhere?