fortnitification of jumpjutsu kaisen ☆JJK CHATFIC

nah id win

me n gng if you even care
3:17am

yuuji
guys lets play fornite

megumi
its 3am???

yuuji
yea peak time to play
all the sweats arent on

megumi
ur so shit you need to know when all the sweats are on so you can dodge them?

yuuji
oh shush
load on quickly before nobara comes
trios is too hard

megumi
i am not playing with you

yuuji
gosh lighten up will you???

megumi
playing fortnite is the pinnacle of humiliation

yuuji
i think its actually pretty cool...

megumi
even since i watched your foolish ass griddy in the middle of the school hallway i cant take you seriously

yuuji
sukuna made me :(((

megumi
heloooo u started typing then stopped??
welp rip

yuuji
my bad sukuna was tryna fight me for some reason???

megumi
cause you be lying on his name i know that you fortnite emoting was on your own will

yuuji
i hate when a motherfucker as soon shit

megumi
when they what...

yuuji
a soon shit without knowing all the facts

megumi
ASSUME???
OH MY GOD
GET OFF FORTNITE AND STUDY
NO NO NO
SUKUNA SHOULD JUST TAKE OVER AT THIS POINT
LET HIM WIN

yuuji
LEAVE ME ALONEEE
anyway lets play
(ᗒᗨᗕ)

megumi
yk maki was giving you the dirtiest look when u were doing your shit fortnite emotes in the hallway...

yuuji
yea yea yea yea stfu and hop ON

megumi
GOD.

yuuji
omg i even have you added from 3 years ago
hello darkdemondragon2001

megumi
changing it IMMEDIATELY before nobara checks her phone

yuuji
where even is she?

megumi
hmmm idk... maybe SLEEPING? its 3am

yuuji
shes so fat for that
whatever duos is easier to get wins in

megumi
no way i just checked your shitty fortnite snap story
you play zero builds...
unranked
and say the game is hard.

yuuji
IT ISSS
all the bum sweats
you dont understand
you havent played since 2020
you still have the bts emotes gosh

megumi
you just dont understand the need to light it up like dynamite

yuuji
cringe!
you have a mic yes?

megumi
nah my dog ate it

yuuji
🗿

megumi
whats with your ugly ass skin

yuuji
dont disrespect peely like that!
plus you're the DEFULT skin so shush
omg you actually changed your username to demondogs
lameeee

megumi
shut up

yuuji
whatever answer my call
wtf why did u decline my call 😒

megumi
change your skin 🙄