Schmorble Glorble was a man in the infamous Sigma Division; he was a man with many talents. Sometime in September 2164, he was told to go to a dangerous planet for a mission. His commander approached him. "Listen up, Schmorble, your ass has been lounging around for far too long; you're getting some real duty work. Understand?" Schmorble sighed, "Yes, I understand; when do I get ready?" Schmorble asked. His commander immediately replied, "Right fuckin' now!" Schmorble began to head to the ship's armory to get ready; his co-worker approached him. "Listen up, jackass, we're all gonna be going on this mission; I really hope you haven't been sitting around for too long because this shit is gonna be fun!" Schmorble nodded his head and began gearing up.The ship began descending to the planet known as Glubendorf-649420, Schmorble, and the Sigma Division was ready. However, the ship's alarms start blaring, and then a loud bang is heard; the men begin to get prepared, and their commander begins shouting in pain. Schmorble looks over, seeing he's bleeding heavily. "Holy fucking shit! Brace for impact-" Schmorble immediately blacks out.
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The Bacon Story
Science FictionSchmorble G. is a man with many talents, is surviving on an alien planet ran by dinosaurs one of them??
