I'm so mad at my mom right now!
Oh wait, I need to give more context
My mom got me a diary for my birthday!
My SIXTEENTH birthday, mind you.
If it was any other birthday, I would have just shrugged it off
But this is my golden birthday, not just your average birthday
But I should just be grateful my mom didn't expect me to be over the moon about an empty book
Well, this book is probably going to be sitting in my drawer collecting dust for who knows how long.
Signed, Emi