I wake up.
''..huh?-''
''who turned the lights off??''
The floorboards creek as i walk to the light switch, flipping it on.
''..this is not my room.''
''i mean, its an apartment so i guess i could use it as a room???...wait am i dreaming..''
le horrifying realisation as intrusive throughts begin to infiltrate my mind....
''oops''
''ok surely it cant be that bad let me look at the news.''
~ BREAKING NEWS: run ~

''Nah,id win.''
'would u tho..'
''bro who r u''
le stare at the strange figure that has suddenly appeared in my house ok
''..ok no, if this is a dream im going to try to make it as normal as possible.''
'ur probably gonna end up smoking somehow idk'
''i dont care''bjeeowww sfx cool epic exploson weeeeoo
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''Ok. Now i can do something normal.''
I sat down on a couch, xbox controller magically in hand.
''Cant forget the new hairpods..''
(hairpods taste so good with all the strands of hair)
''..shouldnt i be using my dream normally??? Then again, i should probably enjoy this. Might not get another chance to do this.''
le gets on random games
>ashesjoined the game
Orion: < yo bro long time no see! xx
Ashes: < henlooooo
Orion: <so like uhh hows life ig..
Ashes: <horrible.
Orion: <youve said that all the time, surely its not allll bad.
''wait if im dreaming who is this guy...''
Ashes: <bro go away ur fat and ugly this is why your adopted
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''Hah.''
''..Now what.''
''CATS.''
A violent storm of cats has appeared.
''K IM GOING TO BED NOW...''
snoreeee
snoreeee
anoreeee
Does a teeny teeny tiny bit of murder and torture (they dont find the bodies)
anoreeee
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