Player: *yawn* it's been a boring day I'm going to go and get some chicken nuggets tangomangle: hi welcome to the tango mangle shop how may I help you? Player: hi can I get- *crazy aunt comes* crazy aunt: GIVE ME CHICKEN NUGGETS NOW!!! tangomangle: uhh, you need 50 bobux to buy them. Crazy aunt: THAT'S IT I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!! *calls the police*
Player: Dang, lady chill it's just a chicken nugget!
Tangomangle: yes, even I can't get scissors to cut through her heart her heart's made of dry ice. Crazy aunt: SHUT UP I'M TIRED OF LISTENING TO YOUR PATHETIC CONVERSATION!!! police: hey, can I take a look at the crime. Crazy aunt: yes of course officer would you be a sweetheart and solve this bloody crime for me. Player: officer you need to arrest Crazy aunt. Tangomangle: agree. Police: ok, crazy aunt you're under arrest GET IN THE FREAKING CAR!!!! Crazy aunt: GET YOU A PATHETIC DIRTY HANDS OFF OF MY BODY!!!! NOW I FEEL RIDICULOUS *the next day*. Fortnitefunny85: WHO LIT MY COMPUTER ON FIRE!!! player: the only one who I would expect somebody doing this is crazy aunt is she out of jail yet I bet she is cuz she would be the only one who would light somebody's computer on fire and be happy about it. fortnitefunny85: I DON'T CARE WHO LET MY COMPUTER ON FIRE GET ME A NEW ONE AND LET ME GET THE ULTIMATE BATTLE PASS OF FORTNITE SO GET OUT OF MY ROOM I'M PLAYING FORTNITE!!! *Slams the door on player* player: he slammed the door on me again *sigh*. Crazy aunt: hey you better watch out I'm back from jail!!! Player: oh here we go again what do you want now Crazy Aunt. Crazy aunt: yes player, I just wanted to go tell that crazy fortnite man that I lit his computer on fire. Player: YOU WHAT, go in there and tell him but I got to warn you he may get insane about it. Crazy aunt: NO NO NO MY WAY*dashes through the door and breaks it*. Fortnitefunny85: *playing fortnite*. Crazy aunt: is that illegal? Fortnitefunny85: no LEAVE MY HOUSE I'M PLAYING FORTNITE!!! Crazy aunt: make me. Fortnitefunny85: THAT'S IT I'M GOING TO MY VIRTUAL WORLD AND TO BE OBSESSED WITH MINECRAFT!!!! *goes to virtual world* crazy aunt: NO MY WAY!!! *screams and dashes through the groovy gang only door and gets on the rocket and flys away but instead of going to space she lands into an area where a magical blueberry bush sits*. The bush: ring ring, wait a minute idiot police yes there is a female idiot in my property of a river ,a bridge and some land ok thank you bye now. Crazy aunt: I need to get across the river. The bush: you can't get across this River it's impossible the curtains way too fast it will lead you to nowhere and it is so intense that it can break somebody's bones in half and there's a bridge over there that has demons in it and the river is inflated with electric eels crazy aunt: but I need to get across. The bush: didn't I just say there is no way to cross this River you can take that path on the right but it won't give you any hair so you will be hairless for a whole week ugly woman. Crazy aunt: Gloria guava glor Gloria guava Gloria. The bush: Gloria ,Gloria? who's Gloria Glor guava? Crazy aunt: my way *pulls the bush out and goes and makes a path of land in the water and the bush screams in pain* the bush: oh my God, Gloria guava woman you are crazy we're not even halfway across the dangerous river you've got to take the hairless path it's not even that bad the river is even worse than it! it's the only way you ugly woman!!! Crazy aunt: NO MY WAY *does the hairless tree into the water and makes it skip around all the way to the end of the dangerous river and then throws her body in the River*. Carl the NPC: are you ok hairless bush? The bush: no I rather die into a lonely death from a dangerous river and that insane ugly woman, I don't want to live no more let me rest in peace *dies*. *The next day*. Crazy aunt: I haven't got arrested for a whole day yeah. Carl the NPC: you may be getting arrested right now *a police officer has Cuffs in his hands* police: you killed a magical blueberry bush from pulling it out of it s land and using it to have a path clearer so you're arrested that is illegal. crazy aunt: what, I didn't do anything I just wanted to it to be my way. Police: well "your way" has got you arrested again crazy aunt: I'M CALLING THE FBI!!! Carl the NPC: go ahead you insane woman player: go get a life crazy aunt crazy aunt: oh yeah well I'm living that life of getting arrested, action, explosions and karate. Groovy: you are not Kung Fu Panda Crazy Aunt!!! Crazy aunt: just wait and see what I will do to your bees. Groovy: so what go get a life crazy aunt. Crazy aunt: ok I'm going to light to your bees on fire. Groovy: NO MY BABIES PLEASE DON'T I'LL DO ANYTHING!!!! I TAKE BACK AT WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU I'M SORRY PLEASE DON'T KILL THEM!!! Crazy aunt: anything? Police: I forgot to arrest crazy aunt GET IN THE FREAKING CAR!!! Groovy: ANYTHING!!! Fortnitefunny85: YES YES YES I WON THE BATTLE BOSS THIS MEANS THAT I CAN GET THE ULTIMATE WEAPON. Carl the NPC: bravo fortnitefunny85. Police: well time to get you arrested and talk to the judge. Tangomangle: chicken nugget!!! Fortnitefunny85: oh yeah no more crazy aunt!!! Groovy: OH MY GOD OH MY BABIES MY BEES OH YOU COULD HAVE DIED I'M SO HAPPY THAT I GOT TO SAVE YOU FROM THAT STUPID INSANE LADY OH MY GOD I WOULD BE ABLE TO SEE YOU AGAIN OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU GUYS I LOVE YOU EVEN MORE THAN MY GIRLFRIEND AVI avi: what did you say?! Groovy: oh nothing nothing it's nothing. Crazy aunt: oh it is something I made a wildfire. Police: that is so illegal you have 1,7400 years of jail NOW GET IN THE FREAKING CAR!!! fortnitefunny85: *kisses tangomangle*. Tangomangle: *kisses back*. Police: that's gross. Carl the NPC: ew homosexuality disgusting. Player: I don't think it it's disgusting!!! The bush: help
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NPCs are becoming smart crazy aunt story
FanficThe groovy gang and player try to make a seemingly impossible goal on to stop crazy aunt from calling the police and getting arrested because she tells them lies
