Expressive daydreams

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*With rizz*
Hey there y'all I'm Jack (no I'm not Michael Jackson) And I'm a celebrity in my hea-I meant in my home!! :D
So y'all might be wondering 'are you handsome' 'HEIGHT?' well, to answer your questions.. Yes, i am pretty handsome indeed unlike Micha- I meant, everyone is beautiful in their own way. And my height? Heh, I'm only 189 metres long. I have wonderful silver hair and purple eyes. My skin is very pale, and I'm super skinny BUT I have muscles! I'm the strongest man in my school. I'm the alpha, I'm the leader. I am the one who you can trust.
'What is my taste in fashion?' Heh... You don't wanna know my bad side... Mheheh.... Ripped tight jeans and those smegsy sandals that I wear to school on daily, everyone, including the principals son compliments my sandals. Oh man, when those fangirls see my sandals they start blushing like crazy psychos (did I mention that my fangirls have no taste in fashion? Like c'mon, who dresses like a softie.) My sandals, are my favourite thing to ever wear. Some of y'all must be pretty jealous for having those. Oh did I mention that I paid 235$ with a 5% discount for the sandals? They're pretty cheap ngl..

Anyways, my precious fanpeople it's story time!! (We're not kindergartens b!tch 🙄)

So early in the morning I do my dishes like every man should. Sike WHO DOES DISHES THESE DAYS? EXACTLY, NO ONE, AND I WILL REPEAT AGAIN, NO ONE!! YOU BUY YOURSELF AN AI GIRLFRIEND ON AMAZON FOR 33$ AND SHE DOES EVERYTHING YOU TELL HER TO DO. Anyways, as I was saying, I wake up in the morning, tell this dog to make me some expensive & fancy food cause I'm a bad boy (I'm a softie on the inside but I won't let anybody to know this, never. Never.). Eat the donburi and go into my private airplane and ride to the school. (THAT'S NOT HOW YOU TELL STORIES. THAT'S JUST YOUR DAILY LIFE YOU G@YASS DOG)
One day I was at my lockers just getting my books for the boring not so bad@ss maths lesson. And. I saw a forking man about my age just staring at the wall 'BRO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING. THAT'S CREEPY' I came up to him and said. Then the man did a slow turn and... It was the principals son, the one who complimented my smegsy sandals, the one, who said that my sandals looked delicious... I stood there with my eyes wide open, I was shaking like an apple tree in the wind. Is it over for me? Will the sun ever rise again? Will I see my AI gf ever again?... 'Ermm... What?' the principals son looked at me in a confused way and looked up at me. He looked pretty short in my perspective but now I felt like I was shorter than him (MENTALLY).'Gommenas-I-I-I-I-I-i... I.., I am.... I-I-I a-ap-ape-apOLEG-... I'M SORRY!!!!!' I fell down on my knees while sobbing like the real loser I was. I looked so pathetic (because on the inside the real gangster was nonexistent. I was just a simple fudanshi on the inside but no one knew this part about me. And the books that I had in my locker were yaoi manga..)
'Hey there don't you worry about such a silly thing, let me help you to stand up' he held out his hand to me in order to help me to stand up.

🍭🍬🌟MAKE SURE TO GET ENOUGH SLEEP, LOVE YOU PEOPLE AND SLEEP WELL. REMEMBER, THAT WATER IS A PART OF YOU SO GO TO DRINK WATER BEFORE SLEEP💤🍭🌟🗝️

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