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the angel and the devil - chapter1

Now, Alastor and Lucifer had a weird relationship. It was that relationship that you couldn't figure out if they hated each other, liked each other, or loved each other. Alastor had a thing for biting, he liked the bitter sweet taste of blood, specifically angel blood, as it tasted far better than sinner blood had. The only 'angel' in hell, other than vaggie, was Lucifer.

Everyone was downstairs in the lobby, everyone but Lucifer. Lucifer was in his room, as he had moved into the Hazbin Hotel when they rebuilt it.

Alastor noticed he hadn't seen Lucifer in a while, and it's been days since he's tasted Lucifer's sweet tasting blood. Maybe today he could.

Alastor teleported himself into Lucifer's room, he knew he would be there, and just like that, there was Lucifer, still sleeping. Alastor didn't seem to care that Lucifer was asleep, and he was still going to get what he wanted.

Alastor stood infront of Lucifer, who was still fast asleep. He leaned in closer to Lucifer, that wide grin plastered on his face, it never left his face, which was pretty creepy. He watched Lucifer sleep for a few minutes. "Morning, my lord." Alastor said, his voice was quieter than usual.

Lucifer woke up from his sleep, being startled by Alastor. "What in the fucking hell!" Lucifer shrieked, backing up as he sat in his bed. He rubbed his tired eyes, his heart pounding in his chest.

Alastor chuckled softly, leaning back to his original stance. His hands were crossed behind his back, his cane squished between his rough palms.

Alastor didn't have smooth skin, or anything like that. His skin was rough and sharp, kind of like the texture of sand paper.

"Quiet, my lord. No need to be so loud." His grin widened. One of his hands stayed behind his back, the other infront of him, twiddling around his cane.

"And there's no need for you to be in my fucking room!! While I'm fucking sleeping!!"
He mumbled, rolling his eyes. He crossed his legs in his bed.

Alastor looked at Lucifer. "I only watched you for a few moments, it wasn't that long, dear." Alastors voice was laced with amusement.

"You watched me sleep? What is fucking wrong with y-!" Lucifer's voice rose, being shushed before he could finish speaking.

Alastor placed his finger on Lucifer's lips, shushing him. "Again, quiet my dear." His smile was smug, and it annoyed the shit out of Lucifer. "You sure do like fucking."

Lucifer's face looked like he was extremely confused and shocked, looking at Alastor in utter disbelief. Did he hear Alastor right?

"What? You've said 'fucking' three times, maybe four." Alastor said, he didn't understand why Lucifer looked so shocked.
"I don't see the problem, my lord."

"You just said I like fucking? First off, why is my sexual life your problem, second off, what the fuck??" Lucifer was obviously annoyed. Alastor finally realized how the words he had said sounded.

"Aha, sorry, my dear! I meant it as in you like saying that word, not that you like.. doing those.. activities, but who am I to say!" He teased, making himself clear. He was a bit mumbley on trying to find the right words to say, which was a first.

Lucifer rolled his eyes, still a bit shocked. He was extremely annoyed at Alastor. For waking him up, scaring him, bugging him, saying weird stuff, and overall just existing.

608 words. First part!! Never really wrote a story before that I've published, so sorry if it's not the best but lmk your opinions!! I'll make the next chapter sooner or later:)
-Yaz