Update: This story is no longer considered 100% Canon, I am planning on rewriting the entire story, but keeping this one up for archival purposes.
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A retelling of the Solo campaign of Splatoon, Splatoon 2, Octo Expansion, Splatoon 3, and Side Ord...
The two agents landed on the rocket's tail. It was lined and crawling with the fuzzy ooze and fuzzified Octarians.
"The best course of action is to get Masaba here to eat all of this ooze away so we can get to Mr. Grizz." Agent 3.5 deducted. Agent 3 nodded, she fought back against the Octarians as Agent 3.5 tossed around Masaba, who cleared their path. around them hidden in the ooze were golden salmonid eggs.
"Those eggs can be used to power up Masaba." Marie said through the radio. "Do you see those craters on Mr. Grizz's body? Take them out to release the fuzzballs, then power up Masaba and make him burst his bare bear-bubbles."
Agent 3.5 picked up the eggs, giving them to Masaba, exposing the bubble before pitching the smallfry at Mr. Grizz, who ate up the bubbles, knocking Mr. Grizz back.
"You will not receive the fruits of your labor. In no time, Earth will be ruled by mammals once again." Mr. Grizz declared as he got up, absorbing the ooze within the rocket, causing it to implode on itself, the shockwave launching the agents straight into space.
"Agent 3! 3.5!" Callie screamed through the radio.
"Wait, what's that?!" Frye asked as a large robot appeared, picking up the agents.
"You thought you've seen the last of me, you army thief?!" Octavio declared.
"Whaddup agents?" An Octoling boy on board called out.
"Octavio?!" Craig said through the radio.
"Surprised, old commando?" Octavio asked.
"From my calculations, that bear is going to attempt to hand-deliver the ooze to Earth in T-minus 3 minutes and 33 seconds!" The Octoling girl on board calculated.
"As if we're gonna allow that. Earth is OUR Turf! Octoling... Inkling... and all deep-creatures land and sea!" Octavio declared. "Agents, my soldiers- er... my kids... upgraded my vacc to have an anti-fuzz electric razor. I'll steer the shop, one of you needs to operate the razor."
"We'll hype up Team Outer Space from Earth, Agents!" Callie called out.
"heh~" Shiver smiled. "From Splatsville, we're ready to pummel your 'bear'-bone plan of world re-domination!"
"Y'all ready? Show your claws! Shave that Ursa Major-bezonian." Frye shouted.
"Ay! (Whale that bear!)" Big Man chimed in.
"Kick up a good beat! Battle Music!" Craig called out.
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"That heavenly melody. Remixed by yours truly: DJ Octo-Commando Octavio."
"Don't forget us!" The Octoling boy said. "The man-with-the-plan-with-lighting-quick-hands! Octavius!"
"And the exceptionally intelligent: Octavia." The Octoling Girl smiled.
As the music began to jam through the speakers, with the support of Agent 3's allies, Masaba began to rise and shine.
"What happening?!" Callie asked.
"Energy from the lifeforms of the sea, it's flowing through Malasada." Craig explained. Masaba transformed into a giant Salmon before their very eyes.
"Three light... united to consume disaster." Shiver began to quote.
"As it was fortold! Hugefry has awoken!" The two large forces of Land and Sea met face to face on the horizon of the rocket's trajectory. now it was time to act.
