I'm McLovin You

Chapter 2

"You're being an idiot you shouldn't have parked there"
Evan said, directed at Seth. For some unknown reason he had decided to park in the Faculty parking lot.

"Fuck it we're about to graduate" Ally said

"Yeah, they should be sucking on my ball sac" Seth added,
"It's the least they can do after stealing three years of my life"

Seth wanted to get a red bull before class, so they went to the gas station near the school. When they went in, Seth started gawking over the porno mags, being a perv as usual. He picked up one of the magazines, the cover was a woman stood with her tits out.

"Oh fuck me. Look at those nipples" Seth said, basically cooming

"Jesus christ do you have no shame?" Ally asked, partially disgusted,

"Nope" he answered, looking over at her

"It's not fair that they get to flaunt that when i have to hide every erection i get" Evan said,
"I mean, imagine if girls weren't grossed out by our boners...and just like wanted to see them. That's the world i wanna live in".

Seth nodded in agreement,
"Like, Ally what do you think of our boners?"

She let out a slight laugh at that,
"What like yours specifically? They're fucking gross i don't wanna see that shit",

"No, like boners in general" Seth said,

"I think that they're gross, and i think that you guys are fucking losers" she smirked and nodded towards the checkout, "Come on we're gonna be late".

They went to pay for their things, Seth and Evan talking about Seth's ex girlfriend and the 3/4s of a blowjob she gave him, she tuned them out after that. Then they left the gas station.

"I'm just saying she looks like a good fucker okay?" Seth said, talking about Jules, "She looks like she can take a dick".

"Come on don't insult her like that, you think that's a nice thing to say about someone?" Evan said,

"Yes" Seth answered "Some women pride themselves on their dick taking ability okay?"

Ally took a sip of her red bull, entertained by their conversation,
"Yeah?" she asked

"Yeah!" Seth looked at her, "So you're telling me if someone told you that you're good at taking dick you wouldn't take that as a compliment."

Ally let out a small laugh, "Oh yeah i'd be flattered" she said, a hint of sarcasm in her voice.

"Yeah whatever, if a woman commented on my dick giving ability i'd be psyched" Seth continued, before getting interrupted,

"Hey yo Seth" Jesse called him over

"Oh hey watch out guys, looks like the pussy wagon has arrived" Ally said sarcastically, laughing at her own joke.
Jesse was your stereotypical high school bully, apart from the fact he looked like a total neek. Like how are you gonna bully someone when you look like you still get breastfed.

"What?" Seth answered, turning towards the bully unamused,

"Did you hear about the big party i'm having this Saturday?"

"No" Seth shook his head, looking defeated

Then, Jesse hocked a fat loogie onto Seth's shirt,
"Yeah, you're not coming" Jesse taunted,
"And tell your faggot friend he's not coming either".

"Okay" Seth said turning back towards Evan and Ally 

"Hey" Jesse called, this time directed towards Ally,
"You can come though baby, need as many hot chicks as we can get".

Ally smirked again at that,
"Yeah because i wanna come and hang out with your greasy ass." She laughed, "You and your fucking homo goons". She turned to follow Evan and Seth before Jesse shouted back at her,

"Yeah whatever bitch. I wouldn't fuck you anyway".

She turned her head back towards him,
"Yeah keep talking Jesse, its all you're good for",

"Shut up bitch, you can't talk to him like that", one of his goons shouted.

She turned towards him fully at this,
"Oh hop off his dick you little aids infested fuck"

She turned back towards her friends, not wanting to continue the conversation.

They walked in silence for a minute before Evan turned towards her,
"That was fucking awesome".
She smiled at him before looking at Seth,

"You can't keep acting like that around him bro"
She said
"He's gonna turn you into his little bitch"

Seth squinted his eyes at her in annoyance,
"Yeah whatever"