After school had ended, Ally went to meet up with the others and get a peek at Fogell's new fake ID.
"Hey guys!" she called out, jogging towards Seth and Evan, who were stood talking a few feet ahead of her. They turned around to look at her,
"Have you seen Fogell?" Seth asked her as she reached them,
"Nope," she replied, "Thought he'd be with you guys".
Seth scoffed,
"How the fuck did he even get into Dartmouth anyway? I don't get it, he's got shit for brains"
he said, "Okay, how else can we get alcohol?".
"Come on Seth don't be like that, he'll be here soon" Ally jumped to his defence,
"Yeah unless he got fucking mugged and killed when he went to pick up his stupid fake ID" Seth replied, annoyed yet again,
"Come on man...don't say something like that" Evan said.
Just as Seth was about to reply, they got interrupted,
"Yo, hey guys what's up?" Fogell greeted, gangsta walking towards them.
Ally was about to greet him before Seth started up again,
"Fogell where the hell have you been man?" he practically shouted, "You almost gave me a goddamn heart attack - so let me see it, did you pussy out or what?",
"Yeah Fogell show us, let me see" Ally asked, a lot more politely than Seth had
"No - no man i got it" Fogell said, pulling the ID out of his pocket, "It's flawless check it".
He handed it to Ally, she inspected it closely and couldn't help but let out a laugh,
"Fogell what the fuck is this?" she asked, biting back her laughter.
Seth reached over and snatched it out of her hand before inspecting it himself,
"Hawaii? Okay...hard to trace i guess..." he commented,
"Wait - you changed your name to Mclovin?" Evan asked looking unimpressed, now holding the ID in front of him. Fogell nodded, replying with a quick 'Yeah'.
"Mclovin?" Evan asked again looking taken aback, "What kind of stupid name is that? Are you an irish R&B singer?"
Ally's laughter started up again at that,
"They let you pick any name you want when you get down there," Fogell explained,
"And you landed on Mclovin?" Seth asked, looking less annoyed but way more confused.
"Well yeah it was between that and Muhammed," Fogell shrugged, obviously not seeing the issue in this.
"Why the fuck would it be between that and Muhammed? Why wouldn't you just pick a common name like a normal person" Seth snapped at him seeming stressed.
"Muhammed is the most commonly used name in the world" Fogell replied, "read a fucking book for once".
"Fogell, have you ever actually met someone called Muhammed?" Evan asked,
"Have you ever actually met anyone named Mclovin?" Fogell asked, seeming proud of his decision.
"No, that's why you picked a dumb fucking name" Seth practically shouted at him again.
"Hey man, leave him alone" Ally butted in,
"Mclovin is a fucking dope name, wish my parents called me Mclovin.",
"Thank you," Fogell said, this time dapping her up, "Knew you'd have my back".
"Okay give me that," Seth said, snatching the ID back from Evan,
"Okay, you look like a future pedophile in this picture, number one" he said looking back up at Fogell before moving his attention back to the ID,
"Number two, it doesn't even have a first name it just says Mclovin!".
"What? One name? Who are you, Seal?" Evan said, now looking extra stressed.
"Fogell, this ID says you're 25 years old" Seth interrupted, "Why wouldn't you just put 21 man?".
"Seth, Seth, Seth, listen up assface," Fogell started to explain himself again, "Every day hundreds of kids go into the liquor stores with their fake IDs and every single one says they're 21. How many 21 year olds do you think there are in this town?"
Ally thought about it for a second,
"To be fair that is kind of smart" she complimented him,
"No, because who the fuck gets a fake ID that says they're 25?" Seth said, turning his attention to her,
"Exactly, think about it" she tapped her finger to her head, "It's so dumb that it's smart".
"Yeah, it's called fucking strategy alright?" Fogell said, nodding at her.
"Okay, let's not lose our heads. It's a fine ID, it's gonna work," Evan tried to convince the others and himself, "It's up to you Fogell, this guys either gonna think heres another kid with a fake ID, or here's Mclovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor" He looked up at Fogell before asking, "Okay, so what's it gonna be?"
Fogell reached out to grab his ID,
"I am Mclovin" he smiled, nodding to himself.
"Damn right you are!" Ally said, putting her hand up to high five him.
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I'm McLovin You
FanfictionMcLovin x OC fanfic Ally has been friends with the main trio since they were kids. She was the only girl they didn't thirst over (even though she is hot af), but what will happen when she falls for one of her best friends? (wrote this for my bestie...
