Hunter's note (the author) i have never actually played honkai
my name is KIANA KASLANA. (haha such a cool intro right) and i am STRAIGHT. i have white hair and blue eyes. I goto the cool school of chiba academy where i am the new kid. EVERYONE thinks im cool.
"Kiana you are my coolest friend" said one of my friends.
i laughed in reply. i am the alpha of the school because my parents have a lot of money...
The queen of the school RAIDEN FREAKING MEI walked up to me. "you will never get a man with that hugly (huge ugly) freaking skirt"
i gasped. "dont call me hugly you gay freaking woman"
"im not gay!" raiden mei shouted.
"im not either" i shouted in her freaking face. she was so ugly. i hate her and her ugly face. i walked off simmering with pure rage because as the rich alpha this was annoying. she tried to dethrone me but the beast WILL strike back...
i walked to the roof and let myself in because i was pissed. i kicked a rock off and mei was apparently there. mei was hit by the rock.
"oh its so fucking over. 女性が大好き (I dont want to live in japanese according to my honkai loving friend) ." mei jumped off the side.
i ran and caught her because im the protagonist of this story. i pulled her up.
"why did u save me?" mei asked sad.
i wanted to tell her because i am the protagonist of this story. but i just smirked like an alpha and said "now that your not dead can you tell the whole school im the alpha of this pack?"
"yes of course" mei said then she unleashed her herrscher and the school exploded. i almost freaking died and then she grabbed me
"i am evil" evil mei said. then she kissed me
i barfed in my mouth. she was so hugly she does not deserve an alpha like me.
then the shicksal showed up.
"HEY LESBIANS ITS TIME TO STOP THE HONKAI" himeko shouted and pulled out a tranq gun. she shot mei and mei dropped me. himeko threw us and the stupid gay orphan that was sitting on the ship and shuttled us to street freya (??? what a weird name the wiki said st which means street)
i looked at himeko and said "im not a lesbian"
"you were literally making out with mei" himeko said
"your hugly anyway can you call my dad?" i said
"no were kidnaping you" himeko said
"bro i cant even get a freaking brake" i said
"chill its just kidnaping not that big of a deal" himeko said
"ugh" said i as a i scrolled thruogh tiktok
we got there and bronya was crying "why did you kidnap us himeko"
"cuz im bored" replied the hugly red head
"ok" we all said then we got of of hyperion (thats way to many words im going to to rename it hype)
hype was parked outside then we went in and the hugly baby principal walked up. "im theresa she said
i laughed at her. "youre so ugly can you call my rich dad i need outa here"
"omg no" theresa said she wacked me with the cross.
then i rolled my eyes.
"your going 2 be valkyries" theresa told us. "and you will save the world from gays"
"ugh ok" i said. then she put us in our batlesuits and we went to batle. the honkai wasnt that bad.
a few months later we were just fighting when then EVIL ANTI ENTROPY showed up. "HELLO!" Einstein said.
"oh wow!" mei said. she was straight now.
"!" bronya said. she didnot talk much. i think she hated us bc we were mean to her once.
i sighed and rolled my eyes.
there was a fight soon.
hunter note: fight next chapter. its gunna be intence!
