Shrek.

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I was listening to evanescence,
Sitting in this chair of mine while doing my thing on character ai, until.. i got a text...

I was excited that "mrs pookie billie pussyhair 2.0" had texted me after centuries for waiting for a call..a text but no i hope the snapchat text..

Only to be met with..

Shrek.

"You ain't no bird, if you don't have shrek under your wing.."

I despised shrek.. hated the film, overrated it felt as if my bird wasn't my burd that day..

I knew these demons.. these monsters had my bird and it was my strength that had to save her..

I went to the castle of the dirty dongs had to fight david mccall from fear or whatever and then i was meet with 37+ ex crushes of mine.

I demanded day after day.. night after night..
Dwg after dong for my bird..

I had to climb walls and run up hills, build up muscles just to meet with the cells

Only to be told..

"You're done joe"

My name aint even joe.

Who's joe?

J-j- joe mama ????

I could hear the cries from the wolves trying to find the senses of my birds.

"You know damn minions where are at"

It didnt make sense none of this did..

"Birdddddd"

I cry out until i hear amy lee in my ear (from my headphones start singing me bring me back to life)

I see my bird in a bird cell out of reach..

Out of touch, out of time but im losing my head...

I could see visions but not see the bird

Until i got a text...

"Look our your window"

I saw my bird arms out and about screaming birdsd and beeping the horn...
But

Their too far...

Until this day

Im trying to set free my bird but amy lee is holding me back

CANT WAKE UP BEFORE IVE COME UNDONE SAVEEE MEEE AND SAVE ME FROM THE NOTHING I BECOME....

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 16 ⏰

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