Chapter 3: Surprise visit

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Damon smirked a couple inches away from Thomas who was blushing so heavily he wet himself and went "whoopsie!". Damon also had peed his pants and looked down and said "we are pee buddies you and me!", Thomas became incredibly more flustered and Damon stepped closer and placed his spiny fingers on Thomas's cheek and leant in when suddenly Steven made a big gasp expression and said "Damon what are you doing in the name of cheese!". Damon realized it looked like he was kissing the air and said, "Oh I was just err... practicing my la la las!".  Steven said "hmmmmmmmmm" and shook his head and walked off and Damon and Thomas awkwardly walked in opposite directions.

Thomas mumbled "shucks that was a close one!" and followed Steven to the living room with the others. Steven caught a whiff of something and said "hmm, well this sure is a tough one but I think I catch scent of wensleydale!" and went to investigate while Graham was playing on his guitar busting out some sick moves and Dave was...well lurking, no expression just a stare. Steven had found the wensleydale sitting out on the counter and went to make some cheese and crackers and Thomas was watching him with such interest and had big heart eyes as he wanted to give a cheesy kiss to Steven but was also stuck between the fact that he fancied Damon as well. Damon was jumping up and down upstairs going "WOOHOO!", when suddenly he heard a knock at the door...

Damon tiptoed downstairs and opened the door to a beautiful lady pointing her finger with a serious expression on her face, Damon asked "ello love, can I help you with anything?". The lady opened her mouth "Names mandy and I just came round ere to show you my compare meerkat collection cuz I thought you was excited to see them" and stepped inside. Damon got excited and said "I jolly love compare meerkats, especially baby oleg hes my favorite!" and Mandy replied "Oh you'll be happy to know I got Oleg from a pet free home you see now me collection is completed." Damon and Mandy went to sit down so Mands could show him her beautiful collection of compare meerkats that Damon had been so eager to see. Thomas heard the chatter and wanted to cease it, he walked over and said "what's all this chatter about?" and Mands looked up at him "well you sees I've just got oleg so now me collection is complete if you want to see" and held oleg up for him and Thomas replied shocked "y-ou can se-e-e me?!". Mandy said "course why wouldn't I be able to? Anyway wanna play happy families with me and Dams." Her expression remained serious throughout the whole conversation which Damon found so charming and Thomas replied "oh of course!" and sat down to join them. Damon told Thomas that the eldest gets two turns which was Mandy and Thomas looked at Damon weirdly. 

Steven brought some cheese and crackers for Damon and Mands and placed them down on the table, while Dave was lurking like a snuffling snuffleson and Damon looked up at Steven and smirked, "Thank ya mate" and started nibbling like a little critter on the crackers whilst Mandy took a puff of her vape. Graham shyly walked over to the table and stuttered, "C-an I-I play?..", twiddling his fingers like a puppet and Mandy replied "what's funny?" and Graham said "n-othing..." and Mandy said "alright then" and pulled out a chair for Graham.

Steven suddenly heard a noise from the cupboard in the kitchen and walked over to it, he opened the cupboard to a very smiley individual...

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⏰ Last updated: Mar 16 ⏰

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