Fuck sake. I knew we really did it last time when we had an argument in front of podium celebrations that got filmed. But is this meeting really necessary?
I'm leaning in my chair watching as my PR Annabelle is watching the door. "Hello Annabelle, pleased to see you" Zak Brown says behind me. Annabelle gets up and shakes his hand, "Hiya Zak how are you doing?" She asks. Zak sits opposite Annabelle, "Apart from this mess. Not bad at all" he says nodding slowly. That's when I see the dickhead slide into the seat next to Zak and sit down. Why does he have to be opposite me.
"Ok so we've called this meeting because you two can't seem to behave" Zak says scribbling something down on a piece of paper. Lando glares at me and scoffs and I roll my eyes. "Therefore, me and Zak have had a prior meeting to establish a plan to solve this reputation you've both caused for Mercedes and McLaren" Annabelle says tilting her head to the side. Me and Lando sit up to hear what they're going to say. "You two will be in a fake relationship for the media. Until we feel that this reputation has been cleared." Zak says crossing his arms. My mouth drops. No fucking way. "Yeah sorry that's not happening" Lando says chuckling. "Don't worry I don't want to pretend have you as my boyfriend either" I say rolling my eyes. "There are no arguments for this. It's happening." Annabelle says raising her eyebrows between us. "Surely there's another way. I'm not fucking doing this" I say getting angry now.
"No. There isn't. It's happening. Or FIA have said if your attitude carries on you're both out of Formula one" Zak says shaking his head. Lando scoffs, "Whatever. I'm not kissing her though." He says. I laugh, "I don't want your disgusting lips near me anyway" I say beaming. "Actually that's part of the agreement." Annabelle says nodding to Lando. "You both have to make it believable which means touching like a couple as well" Zak says. "He's not touching me." I say quickly. "Am I fuck going to be grabbing her ass" Lando says shaking his head. "Both of you. Shut it. It's happening. You've put yourselves in this position. No more complaints" Annabelle shouts. Me and Lando look to each other scoff and then get up walking out.
"I hope this works" Annabelle says sighing. "Either they will hate each other more or fall in love" Zak says shrugging.
I can't believe this. I've spent the rest of the day sulking in my room in the hotel about this stupid agreement. I see a notification on my phone so I click on it.
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Gross. Why is he following me. I swipe up onto messages and message him, "If you don't unfollow me in 5 minutes I'm blocking you". But he's quick to respond with , "It's for the fake relationship. Don't get excited.". Right whatever.
I click on his profile out of curiosity. I've never seen any of his posts not that id care to. I click on a random one.
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who cares about who came third? Carlando on top 🔝
He's such a prick. It was me. I came third. And he's cropped me out Carlos' photo. ARGH. How am I supposed to pretend to date that stupid ego hogging dickhead.
