duck apocalypse lmao

1: Duck Apocalypse???

(THIS STORY ISN'T MEANT TO BE SERIOUS)

     Willow wakes up due to her loud, blaring alarm. She angrily yeets her alarm clock, shattering it. But the noise didn't stop. "Wait, where's the noise from?" she asks aloud, expecting no response. Her parents were at work, and her snake can't talk. Or can it??? Anyways, she hurriedly brushes her teeth and changes into a knee-length lavender dress and mint green pants. She quickly shoves a grey cat hair clip into her messy, black hair, and runs downstairs, looking for the source of the noise. She looks towards the TV and sees an emergency alert playing. Her immediate response is to punch the TV as hard as she can, but she refrains, her annoyance turning to worry. What's this alert for?  she thinks, sitting on the couch to see what it is. 

     "CITIZENS OF EARTH, WE HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT BROADCAST FOR YOU ALL. PLEASE PAY CLOSE ATTENTION TO THE FOLLOWING DETAILS REGARDING WHAT COULD BE THE END OF HUMANITY."

     Willow looks at the TV, mouth agape. The end of humanity?! she thinks, panicked. She quickly calms herself and continues to watch the broadcast.

     "Thanks for listening in, everyone. Our news helicopters have recently discovered an alarming growth in the amount of ducks in the world. They're appearing in more places than ever before. Moreover, they have been found to be aggressive, attacking people and even teaming up to tear down structures. What does this mean for humanity? Well, we are probably all doomed. Yeah, you could attack the ducks, but can you really? They're destroying us, but they're also really cute. I mean, c'mon, look at them!"

     A picture of a horde of ducks flashes on the screen. They're absolutely wrecking a building. Still, Willow looks at the picture and thinks to herself on how they are, in fact. very cute. I can't bring myself to kill any of these adorable animals, she thinks.

     "Anyways, we are basically screwed. Figure out what to do with your last moments, I don't know. Enjoy the end of humanity!"

     The alert clicks off, setting the TV back to normal channels. Willow still sits stiffly, eyes fixated on the screen. Then, the reality of the situation hits her. Uhh, what do I do? she thinks. For a moment, she considers spending her last moments looking at ducks, but then her self-preservation kicks in, and she's actually worried. 

     "Well, I should probably do something to not die," she says to no one in particular. She gets up from the couch and begins to prepare for the duck apocalypse.